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Vengeance-1
Red Fury

Characters: Lita, Undertaker, Kane, Nathan, Stephanie and whoever else I put in there.

Original Character: Pita Thompson

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: I don’t own the WWE Talent VKM owns them. I did not steal Pita I pulled the name out of a baby book.

Description: Ok this has been bugging me since Taker was heel the last time when he chokeslammed Lita so now Lita is going to get some revenge on Taker by using a witch. Ha Ha. Might backfire though since Taker will bring back the Ministry. New Ministry of course.

Raw:

“I quit Eric.”
“You can’t quit Lita you’re fired!”

Lita made her way to her rental. Fire me ya right Eric I think not I’ll get revenge on you the same I will get revenge on Undertaker for choke slamming me.

Lita made her way to see Stephanie.
“So my father is going to put you on Smackdown.”

“Yes and I want help.”

“With what?”

“I’m getting revenge on Eric and Undertaker.”

“Undertaker why?”

“Ah hello Stephanie? He chokeslammed me last year you remember?”

“So you want revenge on him and Eric of course for firing you.”

“Of course.”

“How do you plan on doing that?”

“I know a witch you wanna meet her?”

“Sure.”

“Good I’ll send for her.”

“You know it’s been a while since I was evil Stephanie maybe the three of us should hook up. Undertaker broke up the McMahon-Helmsley Era and I’m still pissed off at the black wedding maybe I should get some revenge as well.”

“Now you’re talking.”

“But we have to make a plan we have to announce it to the world when the time is right Lita.”

“What about your father?”

“Who cares what my father thinks I should get revenge on him to for getting mad at me cause of re-hiring Hogan.”

“Maybe Evil Stephanie is a good thing.”

“Of course then they know that Smackdown is my show.”

“I’ll call Pita and have her come down.”

“Ok and I’ll start to make the plans.”


Vengeance-2
Pita’s arrival

So Stephanie and Lita started to make plans on getting revenge and Lita sent for Pita.
“Stephanie this is Pita.”
“Hi so you’re the one who is going to do most of the damage?” Asked Stephanie.
“Of course within reason.” Said Pita.
“What do you call out of reason?” Asked Stephanie.
“I don’t kill people and I don’t injure them to any point where it could never be fixed.”
“Well?” Asked Lita to Stephanie.
“I like her style.” Just then there was a knock on the door and Sable came in.
“Sable what’s up?” Asked Stephanie.
“Lita said you all going to get revenge on Taker and whoever else using a witch.”
“Ya that’s right.” Said Stephanie.
“Sable this is Pita.”
“You got to be kidding me.” Said Sable.
“Nope.” Said Lita.
“You got a problem with my name?” Asked Pita.
“No it just rhymes with Lita.”
“Ya I guess it does.” Said Pita shrugging it off.
“So what did you want Sable?” Asked Stephanie.
“I want in.”
“Why?” Asked Stephanie.
“Hello Ministry days he brought me to my knees I want revenge on him to.”
“Cool.” Said Lita.
“We might as well bring back Debra and have her get revenge on Undertaker to for choking her and spitting on her boobs.” Said Stephanie.
“Ok so where do we begin?” Asked Pita.
“Good question.” Said Lita.
“And I think I have the answer.” Said Stephanie. The other three girls listened intently to what Stephanie had to say.

They were going to let it be known as well as let Pita be known on Smackdown. Sable, Lita and Stephanie came out and Lita had the Mic.
“Undertaker I’m calling you out.” Next thing you know you hear you’re going to pay and the Undertaker came out on his Harley. He rode to the ring, got off the bike, looked at the three girls in the ring and just shook his head at them. He then went inside.
“What is this about?” He asked.
“Undertaker I’m giving you just one time to apologize to me for chokeslamming me.” Said Lita.
“You want me to what?” Next thing you know the fans started in with the what chants.
“You heard me.” Said Lita.
“Only one problem with that I was a heel when I chokeslammed you.”
“Ya and because of you I was laid up.”
“Laid up under whom?” Lita moved to attack Undertaker but Sable and Stephanie held her back.
“Ah Undertaker I think she means business.” Said Stephanie.
“Oh she does? And what exactly does it have to do with you two?”
“I think I want revenge for you bringing me to my knees.” Said Sable.
“And I want revenge for the black wedding, having Kane lifting me in the air, all of those times you came after me when you came back as the ABA.” Said Stephanie.
“Only one problem with what you both said.”
“What?” The three of them asked.
“Stephanie I was dark Taker then and as for the stuff I did when I came back in 2000 you were evil Stephanie.”
“And now I’m evil again.”
“Sable as for you, you tried to hit on me in the ring in front of my Ministry.”
“Yeah well you didn’t have to push me to my knees to this day I still get asked Sable did you give Undertaker.” Undertaker put his hand over Sable’s mouth thinking that it wouldn’t be wise for her to finish that thought on national television.
“Ya ya I get the point. And you I guess for chokeslamming you right?” He looked at Lita.
“Yes and for going after Matt and Jeff and being an ass to everyone else.”
“So you three want revenge? Anyone else?” He asked.
“We were also thinking of bringing back Debra and when Terri was Marlena she could still have a score to settle with you.” Said Stephanie.
“So you three want revenge and then it’s over right?” Asked Undertaker.
“Oh not us three.” Said Sable and Undertaker looked at her quizzically.
“Someone else will be doing it for us.” Said Stephanie.
“And it will be far from over.” Said Lita.
“And just who is this person?” Asked Undertaker.
“Pita get your ass out here girl.” Said Lita. Undertaker looked at the ramp and saw a short young woman.
“Ha! You gotta be kidding.” Said Undertaker will a big laugh.
“Nope just watch deadman.” Said Lita and that’s when Pita started to levitate Undertaker in the air and whacked his head into the ceiling a few times before landing him the hard way outside the ring. The three in the ring met Pita at the ramp and as Undertaker looked on they held eachother’s hands and put them high in the air indicating a unification led by a witch that was far from over for Undertaker and any other men in the WWE that pissed them off. Undertaker then wondered what would happen next.

Vengeance-3
The Wrath of Undertaker

Undertaker was pissed off, a witch? What the hell? What a way for those gals to get revenge. He sat talking on his cell.
“I think it’s the right time. Uh-huh, if you want. Ok bye.” He hung up the phone and had an evil smile on his face. But who was he talking to?

The following week on Smackdown Undertaker was seen talking to his protégé Nathan Jones. Nobody knew what he was saying but Stephanie had hidden cameras even though those two kept quiet.
“You think he’s up to something?” Asked Sable.
“You could almost count on it.” Said Stephanie.
“What do you think he’s up to?” Asked Lita.
“Don’t know but I’m sure it will mean no good to us now he’ll want revenge back.” Said Stephanie.
“And when the Undertaker gets revenge it usually means people end up hurt.” Said Lita grasping her neck.
“You girls worry too much.” Said Pita.
“What do you mean Pita?” Asked Stephanie.
“Whatever he plans I’ll be ready for it.” Said Pita.
“Glad the girl is on our side.” Said Sable.
“Got that right.” Said Lita. They watched Undertaker and Nathan disband and they turned off the screen.

Nathan put his hand over Nunzio’s mouth.
“What-?”
“Not one word else I’ll snap your neck into.” Said Nathan. He brought Nunzio to Undertaker.

“Good job Nathan.” Nunzio nodded and left the room.
“Undertaker what the hell is going on here?” Asked Nunzio.
“You’ll soon see short Italian godfather.”
“Short?” Nathan brought back Chuck Palumbo.
“What is going on?” Asked Chuck. Undertaker nodded and Nathan left again.
“You’ll find out soon Italian wannabe.”
“Wannabe?” Asked Chuck. Nathan brought back Johnny Stamboli.
“This better be important I was doing my hair.”
“Sit we are going to have a little chat.” Said Undertaker.
“We most certainly are.” Said Nunzio as they sat.

“What the hell is that about?” Asked Cole.
“You’re asking me?” Asked Tazz.
“Yeah I’m asking you.” Said Cole as they sat at the announcer table.
“I smell trouble.” Said Tazz.
“So do I.”

Stephanie saw FBI leave the Undertaker’s area with smiles on their faces.
She went back to tell the other girls.
“We got trouble.” Said Stephanie.
“What kind of trouble.” Asked Lita.
“FBI just left Undertaker.”
“So?” Asked Sable.
“With smiles on their faces.”
“Maybe they beat him up.” Suggested Lita.
“I don’t think so and whatever they are smiling about I’m sure it’s not good to us.” Said Stephanie.
“You girls worry too much I’ll handle it.” Said Pita.
“If you say so.” Said Stephanie. The four girls sat and discussed more plans.

Vengeance-4
Here comes trouble

The four girls continued to spy on Undertaker the following week. They also found out he talked to Matt Hardy, Shannon Moore, Kurt Angle without Team Angle, Big Show, A-Train and Sean O’haire without Piper.
“Pita I’m going to send you to Raw for a bit.” Said Stephanie.
“Why the hell for? Undertaker and his bunch are here.”
“Undertaker’s brother Kane is on raw it would be handy to know if he’ll or anyone else from Raw will be involved.” Said Stephanie.
“She’s got a point there.” Said Sable.
“Why me?”
“Figure it out kiddo you’re the one with all this witch knowledge you could read Kane and anyone else like a book.” Said Stephanie.
“What about Eric and Austin?” Asked Lita.
“I’ll talk to them I’m sure they’ll be interested to know if anyone from Raw is going to be joining with Undertaker.” Said Stephanie.
“I need a cover.” Said Pita.
“You could be artistic person make things for everyone.” Said Stephanie.
“Cool.” Said Pita.
“And if its all possible can you do something minor to Eric for firing me?” Asked Lita.
“You want a man servant?” Asked Pita.
“That wouldn’t be such a bad idea.” Said Lita.
“No way I don’t want him here then Austin will have free reign on raw, middle fingers everywhere, beer bashes all the time and god knows what else.” Said Stephanie.
“I’ll make him go loopy.” Said Pita.
“He’s already loopy but you might do a real good job of driving him insane.” Said Lita.
“I’ll see what I could do.” Said Pita.
“Good I’ll phone Austin and Eric now.” Said Stephanie as she picked up the phone.

Undertaker and his new Ministry were in their locker room talking before the show when Undertaker’s cell rang.
“Ah huh? Yep not a problem, whenever you want. Sure bye.” Said Undertaker.
“What was that about?” Asked Nunzio.
“You’ll soon see little man.” Said Undertaker with an evil smirk on his face.

Austin and Eric got done talking with Stephanie and now they were talking about the conversation.
“I don’t want a witch here.” Said Eric.
“I think it’s a good thing we need to know if Kane or anyone else is coinciding with Undertaker and his new Ministry.”
“But they are after the four gals not us.”
“Listen to me you weren’t here during the first Ministry days Undertaker made everyone suffer and I’m sure you don’t want to witness that.”
“You got a point.” Said Eric finally relenting. Morley came in.
“Can I have my job back?” Asked Morley.
“No.” Said Eric.
“Give him a minute, give us a reason and you might be chief of staff again.” Said Austin.
“I was good at what I did.”
“What are you kidding you sucked you’re fired now get the hell out of here.” Said Austin. Austin and Eric shook hands.
“Thanks.” Said Eric.
“Ah he drove me nuts I liked the Val Venis thing much better.” Said Austin.

Shannon found out that Pita was going to be switched to Raw for the time being.
“The girl will be put on Raw for now.” Said Shannon.
“Why the hell for?” Asked Nunzio.
“For a spy to see if I got anyone else from Raw.” Said Undertaker.
“Did you get Kane?” Asked Matt.
“Maybe yes maybe no you’ll soon see.” Said Undertaker. That left everyone thinking what’s going to happen next. So Pita was switched to Raw for the time being.

Vengeance-5
Raw

Pita was having a meeting with the two GM’s of Raw she quickly noticed that they couldn’t agree on anything. Austin seemed more open in the long run then Eric Bischoff did. She didn’t care she was there to scope out any might be members of Undertaker’s new Ministry. Even though he hasn’t officially announced that he has one yet it was only a matter of time.
“I still don’t know why she has to be here.” Said Eric.
“What? Did you eat a brain tumour for breakfast Eric? I told you why.”
“It wouldn’t matter if anyone from here was in cahoots with the Undertaker we could handle whoever it is just fine.”
“You are stupid, she and the other gals may want to cause trouble for Undertaker but never underestimate the dead man.” Said Austin.
“Fine but if it backfires it’s on your head.”
“Hey quit it both of you I’m here to do two jobs now point me in the right direction so I could get started on one of them.” Said Pita.
“I’ll show you where we got things set up for you girl.” Said Austin. Oh brother. Thought Pita. So Austin showed her the office area where she would be using each Monday during Raw and before Raw of course.

Word had soon got around that an artist was hired for Raw so far she was lucky nobody had caught on to what she really was and why she was really there. Before Raw began however she was getting some air outside. Kane stood behind her. She turned around when she felt someone tall in the back of her.
“May I help you?” She asked in a snobbish way.
“You’re trying to figure out if I’m siding with my brother.”
“I don’t know what you are talking about.” She went to go inside and he grabbed her wrist it was then he noticed the star with blood on her wrist tattoo they’re would be only three people that knew what that meant herself, Kane and the Undertaker. She tried to pull away.
“That’s what I’m talking about.” He said.
“You’re losing it.” She said.
“Am I?”
“Yes I’m just here to do some artistic stuff that’s all whatever else you are thinking it’s in your imagination.”
“Watch out for my brother.”
“Why?”
“He’s dangerous.”
“Are you?”
“Only in the ring.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Exactly what it means.” He went inside and she looked perplexed as ever.

She then went to see Austin and Eric and they phoned Stephanie and the girls using conference call.
“Did you find out anything?” Asked Stephanie.
“Yeah I don’t think Kane is part of Undertaker’s plans.”
“How do you know?” Asked Lita.
“He warned me to watch Undertaker he is dangerous.”
“It could be a trap.” Said Sable.
“I haven’t felt anything so far but Undertaker and Kane are quite good at hiding thoughts and feelings.” Said Pita.
“Austin make sure that she is ok.” Said Lita.
“No problem there.” Said Austin.
“And Pita see if you could get closer to Kane and maybe you’ll be able to find out his true purpose.” Said Stephanie.
“Will do. I’ll keep you posted.” Said Pita before they signed off.

Kane phoned his brother.
“She is here.”
“Does she suspect that you are working with me?”
“No.”
“Good make sure she doesn’t find out soon we will get her and Kane pay back is a bitch.”
“As you keep telling me brother.”
“Keep me posted.”
“I will.” So Kane was working with Undertaker but nobody knew it least of all Pita what the hell would happen there?

Vengeance-6
Getting Close

So the first thing that Pita did was make ceramic coffee mugs with all the talents names on them. She went to see the last two to deliver the last two mugs. One was Triple H the other was Kane. First she went to see Triple H.
“What the hell is this?” Asked Triple H.
“What does it look like?”
“A mug.”
“You’re smarter then what you look.”
“You’re dumber then what you look.” Said Triple H.
“Am I really?”
“Really.” He stated as he threw the mug to the wall and it shattered. She left. That’s it I’m not making him any more stuff.

She went to see Kane and give him his she hoped he wouldn’t do the same thing.
“What’s this?” Asked Kane.
“A mug please don’t throw it, it takes me forever to do them.”
“Why would I do that?”
“I don’t know but Triple H did.”
“That’s him not me.”
“Hope you like it.” To make sure she still never let on he bent and kissed her on the cheek.
“Does that answer your question?”
“Yes.” She went inside confused as hell. RVD came outside to talk to Kane.
“You like her?” Asked RVD.
“Maybe I do maybe I don’t.”
“Are you siding with your brother?”
“What do you think?”
“I have no idea Kane you are one mysterious dude.”
“Dude?”
“Yeah male, guy, man.”
“Oh ok.”
“She’s kinda cute.”
“Never noticed.”
“Oh I think you did.” Kane couldn’t afford a slip up he just decided to agree with RVD so he wouldn’t catch on.
“Maybe you’re right.”
“I know I’m right ask her out I’m sure she’ll say yes.”
“You think so?’
“Yes.”

Triple H was going to go against Hurricane and Pita wanted revenge against Triple H in the worst way. She couldn’t let on she was a witch so she had to do it by hand. Just as Hurricane was losing she went in and slammed Trips with a chair. He got down but now totally out but Hurricane made the win and went to the back. She was about to whack Trips again but he was going to pedigree her instead. Kane found this would be the perfect cover. He went to the ring, chokeslammed Triple H and carried her to the back.
“I think Kane has a girlfriend JR.” Said King.
“Ah you think so?”
“I think so.”
“We’ll see.” Kane was happy nobody caught on that he was working with his brother.”

Vengeance-7
Trickery at it’s worse

So Pita kept trying to find out if any of the Raw Superstars were going to join or already have joined Undertaker’s new Ministry but she kept coming up dry. But then she finally found out she had been tricked but by the time she found out it was already too late. She and Kane were spending more and more time together off screen. She was going to see him in his dressing room before a show as she was about to knock she heard Kane talking on the phone.
“No brother she doesn’t expect a thing. I made sure of it soon I’ll bring her to you.” Now the wise thing for her to have done is to run and tell Stephanie and the others but she was so pissed off at being used she opened the door.
“Liar.” She used magic to hoist him to the wall that’s when she ran. Kane picked up the phone.
“She knows I’ll get her.” He threw the phone and chased after her she went outside. She got in the limo.
“Go!” She yelled.
“It won’t start.” Said the driver.
“What do you mean it won’t start?” She asked impatiently.
“Just what I said I tried it won’t start.”
“Keep trying damn it.” She wanted to try a spell but her mind at that moment chose not to think of one. It was then she saw Kane he tried to get her but she locked all the doors so he broke through the window.
“Let me go damn it!”
“I don’t think so.” Said Kane as he successfully got through and made a grab for her but she kicked him in the nuts that didn’t put him out though he made a successful grab for her this time.
“Let me go!” She yelled and he put her over his shoulder.
“I said I don’t think so.” He brought her inside only to run into the raw roster.
“Ok Kane put her down.” Said Austin.
“One wrong move Austin and this pretty little girl won’t be so pretty anymore.”
“No one wrong move from you Kane and you’ll be more of a burnt faced pussy that your brother already made you.” Said Austin. Austin kneed him and since Kane was blocking the exit when Pita got thrown off she made her way to the ring area while the others took care of him. Soon after Kane made it they’re as well with the others chasing him. She climbed up the ladder to try and get away from him but when he demolished the rest of the talent he went to go and get her. She climbed higher and higher even though she was afraid to be up that high. He made a grab for her and she tried to get away.
“Just leave me alone.” One of the rungs broke and she was about to fall.
“Drop to me I won’t let you fall.” Said Kane.
“What for so you could take me to your brother.”
“You want to fall?”
“I rather fall then join the New Ministry.” With that she fell to the ground the others went over to her when they regained their senses.
“You ass you pushed her.” Said Austin.
“I tried to save her.” Said Kane going over to her. Austin checked for a pulse.
“Is she alive?” Asked Eric.
“Yes barely call an ambulance.” Said Austin.
“I already did.” Said Hurricane.
“I’ll be able to fix it faster.” Said Kane.
“Ya so you could get her.” Said Austin.
“She’ll know her destiny soon enough.” Said Kane and the others looked at him puzzled. He healed her inside. She woke up, looked at him and said.
“No fair.”
“What?”
“You saved me now I have to go with you.” She passed out again Kane picked her up and brought her to his hotel room.

Kane was talking to Undertaker on the phone.
“She’s here I healed her. She’s sleeping. Ok see you soon brother.” She woke up.
“Ow.” She said touching her stomach.
“Don’t move.” Said Kane. She lay back down and he went over to her and lifted her shirt a little. “Where did you get these older scars?”
“I don’t want to talk about it.” He put slight pressure on her stomach. “Ow.” She said.
“The rest will have to be fixed when brother gets here.”
“You used me.”
“I had to.”
“No you didn’t.”
“I had to use you to get you to our side.”
“And now I have no choice.”
“That’s right you don’t.”
“You never liked me.”
“Not the way you thought.”
“Just a typical male use a woman and make her feel bad to get what he wants.” The door knocked when Kane was about to answer he got up and opened it. Pita sat up and Undertaker stood at the end of the bed. There she was looking at the green orbs of her kidnapper. She felt disgusted.

Vengeance-8
Healing and its consequences

Undertaker went over to Pita and lifted her shirt to feel for the rest of the damage then he whispered something to Kane. Kane and Undertaker put their hands on her stomach to heel her insides. When it was done Undertaker cupped her chin with his hand.
“Well how did you like your game of revenge?” Asked Undertaker.
“It wasn’t my revenge it was the others.”
“They’ll pay soon enough but you know now you won’t be leaving the New Ministry.”
“I’ll find a way out I promise you that Undertaker.”
“I don’t think so now it’s time to get revenge on you.”
“Then you’ll let me go?”
“Nope then I will use you to our advantage.”
“What the hell for the others started it.”
“It seems that you are pissed off at them.”
“Damn rights I’m pissed off at them I do them a favour and I end up being kidnapped by you.”
“Well right now you will sleep you have to get your strength back.”
“To kick your ass.” He chuckled at her remark then he waved a hand in front of her face and did a sleep spell on her.

Stephanie got off the phone with Austin.
“Well Undertaker has her.”
“Austin was supposed to take care of her.” Said Lita.
“Yeah well it didn’t work.” Said Stephanie.
“Now what do we do?” Asked Sable.
“I’m the boss next week on Smackdown we will get her back.”

Kane was talking to his brother.
“Stephanie will try to counter it to get her back.”
“I got that covered.”
“What do you mean?” The door knocked and Undertaker went to answer it.
“Ok Undertaker you got Pita now what?” Asked Vince.
“Easy I want her contract.”
“I figured you would say that so I drew one up so you and Kane would own her.” Said Vince.
“Why the hell would you do that for us?” Asked Kane.
“One word Hogan. I’m pissed off at Stephanie for resigning him again and now this is my chance to get revenge.”
“Maybe you should use him as a higher power again brother.” Said Kane and Undertaker looked at his brother in disbelief.
“No thanks I did that once already I just hope all this doesn’t come back on me.” Said Vince.
“Nope you’re clean.” Said Undertaker.
“If it’s at all possible can you do something with Stephanie that doesn’t require hurting her?” Asked Vince.
“Just enough to get her out of your hair for awhile?” Asked Undertaker.
“Right so I could deal with Hogan and she won’t be in the way to stop me.”
“Know this if you step out of line regarding Pita you will be punished Vince.” Said Undertaker.
“Nope Pita’s all yours I have to deal with Lita and Sable.”
“Leave that to us.” Said Undertaker.
“Ok I will.” Vince left.

The following week during smackdown Undertaker announced to the world about the reformation of the New Ministry.
“Many of you have already figured out that I have been forming the New Ministry. For those of you who haven’t here it is. Nathan, FBI, Matt, Shannon, Angle, Big Show, A Train, and Sean O’Haire.” Said Undertaker. The fans cheered then they introduced Pita and they cheered again.

Kane brought the New Ministry and Pita to the dressing room while Undertaker paid a visit to Stephanie she was alone.
“Undertaker I could explain.” She hid behind her desk chair and he moved it out of the way and grasped her arm.
“Very soon Stephanie you and the other two girls will get what’s coming to you.”
“What do you mean?”
“You will see.”
“What are you doing with Pita?”
“That is none of your concern Stephanie.” He abruptly let go of her arm and left to go back to the New Ministry locker room.

Vengeance-9
Revenge is Sweeter then Christmas

Stephanie, Lita and Sable found out all too soon that the revenge they wanted from Undertaker still was not going to work.
“Ok let’s go over the plan again.” Said Stephanie.
“What again?” Moaned Sable.
“It’s a god idea.” Agreed Lita.
“Ok Raw doesn’t have a show tonight so they will make a guest appearance here tonight, we all call out Undertaker and his new Ministry and we tell him we get Pita back or else the Raw Brand will have their assess.”
“And if they comply?” Asked Sable.
“Then the Raw brand gets their asses anyway and the same goes for the rest of Smackdown either way we get revenge on Undertaker and the rest of the New Ministry will be a bonus.” Said Stephanie.
“What about Kane? He’s still on Raw.” Said Lita.
“Apparently he’s staying there causing trouble and helping Undertaker whenever he can Eric’s too scared of him to say no to him. Fine by me anyways then Eric will have to answer to Kane and that will be one less asshole to get in our way.” Said Stephanie.
“Good plan.” Said Sable.
“See I told you it pays to go over it.” Said Lita.

Undertaker meanwhile already made his own plans. The New Ministry minus Kane and Pita were in Taker and Pita’s suite (two bedrooms get ur minds out of the gutter people) when Pita asked.
“What about me while your getting revenge on Stephanie and the rest?”
“You’ll find out right away.” Said Undertaker. Just as he said that the door knocked it was Kane.
“Hey brother.” Said Kane.
“Now Pita Kane will babysit you don’t give him trouble or else the punishment will be unruly.” Said Undertaker.
“Ass you wish sir asshole.” Said Pita. Undertaker grabbed her chin roughly.
“You better learn your place and pretty damn quick girl.”
“And what is my place your highness?”
“You’ll find out soon enough and I suggest you behave yourself got it?”
“Yes sir.” As Undertaker and the others turned to leave she stuck out her tongue.
“I saw that girl.” Said Undertaker and they left.
“You going to use magic on me?” Asked Kane.
“No not allowed it would get me in trouble with the higher practicing witch’s.”
“Good then don’t give me any trouble.”
“Let me guess you’re just like your brother?”
“In some ways.” Pita sat and turned on the TV to watch a movie or something.

Smackdown tapings came, Vince gave Undertaker and the New Ministry including Kane free reign as long as they didn’t do any harm to his family only teaching Stephanie a mild lesson without hurting her. All the Raw talent showed up except for Austin, Triple H, Flair and Batista. I wonder why huh?

“Undertaker give us back Pita.” Said Stephanie.
“And who is going to make me?” Asked Undertaker.
“All of us.” Undertaker nodded at his new Ministry and they fought the raw roster. Undertaker went over to Stephanie, Lita and Sable.
“You see ladies you forgot one thing.”
“What?” Asked Stephanie gulping.
“Your father gave me Pita’s contract I own her heart, mind and soul.”
“Where the hell did we hear that before?” Asked Sable smartly.
“Guys.” Said Stephanie but the raw wrestlers still fought the New Ministry. Undertaker chuckled.
“Louder Stephanie.” Said Lita.
“What am I having an orgasam?” Asked Stephanie.
“They’re fighting they can’t here you.” Said Sable. Stephanie whistled sharply.
“What?” Asked Booker T.
“We’ve been had Undertaker won.” Said Stephanie and Undertaker held up the contract the others knew what it was and stopped fighting the New Ministry. Undertaker motioned for Nathan, Big Show and A Train to come over they each picked up a girl.
“What are you doing?” Asked a pissed of Stephanie.
“I’m going to teach you a lesson your daddy should have taught you a long time ago.” Said Undertaker.
“Then why do you have us?” Asked Lita.
“You’re along for the ride.” Said Undertaker.
“Oh good nothing bad could happen.” Said Sable.
“Shut up Sable.” Hissed Lita. The raw talent just stood there stunned as they took Stephanie, Lita and Sable away. The fans thought it was part of the storyline.

Austin, Triple H, Flair and Batista made it to the hotel room and knocked Kane unconscious.
“What the?” Asked Pita.
“Come on girl no time.” Said Austin and she went with them gladly.

The New Ministry made it back with the girls.
“Kane get up Pita’s gone!” Yelled Undertaker.
“Ow my head.” Said Kane.
“What the hell happened?” Asked Undertaker.
“Austin, Batista, Triple H and Ric Flair.” Undertaker went over to Stephanie and grabbed her face when Stephanie smirked.
“Was this your doing?”
“What do you think?” She asked slyly.
“Now you have to let us go.” Said Lita.
“You would let Pita suffer to be saved?” Asked Undertaker.
“If we have to yes.” Said Sable.
“You stay until I use you as a tool to get her back.” Said Undertaker evilly So now what?.

 Vengeance-10
More Trouble?

Pita was brought back to where Triple H, Flair, Batisa were staying, Triple H told Austin they take care of Pita and like a fool Austin fell for it and so did Pita.
“Ok thanks for saving my ass but time for me to go.” Said Pita. Ric Flair blocked the door.
“Where do you think you are going?” Asked Triple H.
“Away, I’m way over my head here I’m going back home.”
“No I don’t think so.” Said Triple H.
“Ah I think so.”
“No we want to have some fun with you.”
“I don’t think so.” Said Pita.
“Batista keep her here Ric and I have to go and get some stuff.” Said Triple H.
“You want me to do anything to her?” Asked Batista.
“Nah big guy just make sure she doesn’t leave.” Said Triple H.

Undertaker went to find Austin. He banged him into the wall.
“Where the hell is Pita?” Asked Undertaker.
“Far away from you.” Said Austin.
“Give her back I own her.” Said Undertaker.
“Not anymore you don’t. Triple H took her away.”
“You don’t know anything do you boy? Triple H could do more damage to her then anyone else could ever.”
“What do you mean?”
“If you can’t figure that out I’m not going to tell you.” Said Undertaker.

Triple H and Ric Flair got back.
“Was she good?”
“She tried to talk her way out but I wouldn’t let her go.” Said Batista.
“Wait until she sees what we got.” Said Ric Flair. They went into her room. Triple H gave her the bag.
“Put these on.” She took the things out and saw a teddy, handcuffs, and other things that apparently appealed to these buffoons.
“I don’t know what you have in mind but I’m not into that shit.”
“Oh I think you will be.” Said Triple H.
“What do you mean?” Asked Pita.
“There is three of us and one of you get it?” Asked Flair.
“And if that doesn’t work Batista could always have fun with you.” Said Triple H.
“Oh man that’s not fair.”
“Who says life is fair?” Asked Flair as the three men descended upon her.

A couple of nights later before a house show Pita told them she had to go the bathroom.
“Alright but hurry up else Batista will find you.” Said Triple H. Pita went to go find Austin she was not happy.

“Are you alright?” Asked Austin.
“Alright? You must be kidding me.”
“What did they do to you?” He asked worried.
“Well thankfully they didn’t rape me but they had me dressed in a teddy, handcuffed and in high heels and a boa while I dance and sang to them.”
“What?”
“Oh don’t even start with that crap.”
“Man we got to get you away from them.” Said Austin.
“Right and I know how to do it without putting anyone else in danger.”
“How?” She began to tell him. Then she went back and he went to get someone to get the supplies she would need.

That night while they slept she took the honey poured it on their bodies, tied their feet together and then put a lot of feathers on every part where the honey was. Then she purposely slammed the door as she left she didn’t care about her bags. They heard her but oops they couldn’t get up.
“Batista! Get that stupid bitch we’re tied up!” Triple H yelled.
“Neither can I and I’m sticky.” Said Batista.
“I wonder if these are chicken feathers?” Asked Flair.
“Shut up!” Yelled Triple H as he through his pillow at Flair.

Pita ran and she almost ran into Kane when he was getting ice. She then decided to go to the hotel where the Smackdown stars were and she hoped she wouldn’t run into Undertaker.

She knocked on the girls’ door.
“Alright I’m coming.” Said a sleepy Lita. She saw Pita.
“About time.” Said Pita. Lita helped her in.
“Gals Pita is back.” Stephanie and Sable came out.
“How the hell did you escape?” Asked Stephanie.
“Ask Austin right now I’m exhausted.”
“Man all we have is the couch.” Said Lita.
“I don’t care.” Said Pita.
“Have my bed honey I’ll share with Stephanie.” Said Sable.
“What I don’t think so.” Said Stephanie.
“You said you wanted to work with me.” Said Sable.
“Work in a storyline with you yes not share the same bed as you.”
“Guys I’m sleeping on the couch good night.”
“You need things.” Said Lita.
“Go shopping with me in the morning I’ll sleep in my clothes tonight.” Said Pita.
“One of us must have like a shirt for you to wear to bed.” Said Stephanie.
“You’re all taller then me tomorrow I’ll go shopping.” Said Pita.
“Ok.” Said Stephanie.
“And we get revenge on Taker again.” Said Lita.
“Oh yeah not a problem they’re he don’t own my soul.” Said Pita. So the girls went to bed and in the morning they would think of another plan to get revenge on Undertaker.

Vengence-11
Oh oh better get maco! Kidding!

So the girls were talking in the morning.
“We need a new plan.” Said Stephanie.
“I’ll handle it.” Said Pita.
“Not alone.” Said Lita.
“Look the lord of darkness is back and I’m the only one that could handle him.” Said Pita.
“You can’t do it alone. It took us forever to escape from Undertaker and the new Ministry if you work it alone you’ll end up in big trouble.” Said Stephanie.
“Yeah but if I don’t do it alone then everyone will be in trouble this way it’s only me.” Said Pita.
“She’s got a point there.” Said Sable.
“Ok but if you get in trouble we’ll be there for backup.” Said Lita.
“Ok.” Said Pita.

Before Smackdown came Kane talked to his brother and told him about Triple H.
“Honey?” Asked Undertaker.
“Yeah and she tied their feet up.” Said Kane.
“So now she’s free and we’ll get her.”
“That may not be so easy since she’s back on Smackdown she’ll be gunning for you.”
“So let her.”
“Call if you need me brother.”
“Will do Kane.” They hung up.

So Pita was going to put a new plan into action but it wasn’t going to be that easy. The girls were talking in Stephanie’s office.
“Pita you ready?” Asked Stephanie.
“As ready as I’ll ever be.”
“Good we’ll be watching.” Said Lita.
“And be careful.” Said Sable.
“I will.”

Meanwhile Triple H, Ric Flair and Batista decided to pay Smackdown a visit. Nunzio saw them.
“Undertaker Triple H and his faction are here.”
“Is that so?”
“Yes.”
“Good.”
“What does that mean?” Asked Nathan.
“Well we know they want revenge on Pita. So it could mean good news for us.” Said Undertaker and the rest just nodded.

Triple H saw Pita in the hall they went up to her and dragged her to the ring by her hair even before the show started.
“Let me go!” She screamed.
“I don’t think so.” Said Triple H. They brought her to the ring and Stephanie and the other two girls came there as well.
“Ok Hunter let her go!” Yelled Stephanie.
“Yeah go back to Raw!” Yelled Lita.
“I don’t think so we have a score to settle with this munchkin.” Said Triple H and Batista picked her up by the neck and started to choke her.
“Stop it you’ll kill her!” Said Sable they tried to stop them but it was no use Pita was almost passed out. Batista dropped her and they went back to Raw. The three girls sat beside her.
“Take me to Undertaker.” She passed out.
“Now what?” Asked Sable.
“You heard her take her to Undertaker.” Said Lita.

They managed to get her back there. Nunzio let them in.
“Nice present.” Said Undertaker.
“Can it she told us to bring her to you.” Said Lita.
“She’s smart I’m the only one that could undo this.” He put his hand on her throat and started chanting and the three girls just watched in amazement. She woke up.
“Shh don’t try to speak little one I need to repair the damage and it will take awhile I need Kane.”
“We’ll get him.” Said Stephanie and she left to go to Raw. Pita motioned with her hand for a pen and Nunzio gave her a pen and pad to write on. She wrote and Undertaker read it.
“I know it was Triple H and his gang.” She wrote again. “Are you sure?” He asked and she nodded. “Ok I’ll let them no.”

Stephanie got to Raw and ran right into Bischoff.
“Stephanie get out.”
“Stephanie could stay.” Said Austin.
“She leaves.”
“She stays.”
“She leaves.”
“She stays.”
“Quit it where’s Kane?”
“In with RVD in their locker room:” Said Austin and Stephanie went to find him.

“Hey Steph.” Said RVD.
“Hi Kane Undertaker told me to get you.”
“I know I felt it.” He went with her.

“How is she?” Asked Lita as the three girls came back with Kane.
“She’ll be better soon.” Said Undertaker.
“What do you need?” Asked Kane.
“Kane I need you to use your warmth power to heal the inside of her throat.” Kane placed his hands on her neck.
“What will happen to her?” Asked Stephanie.
“Read this.” Said Undertaker giving her the pad.
“You got to be kidding me.” Said Stephanie.
“What?” Asked Sable.
“She wants to join the new ministry?” Asked Stephanie.
“That’s what it says.” Said Undertaker and Lita started to hit him.
“You messed up her mind.” Big Show grabbed Lita.
“Don’t hurt her Show. No I didn’t she must have been so happy that she decided that.”
“Are you going to hurt her?” Asked Stephanie.
“Only if she resists or shows defiance.” Said Undertaker.
“I’m done.” Said Kane. Pita nodded a thank you before she fell asleep.
“What did he do to her?” Asked Lita.
“Nothing she’ll sleep for awhile.” Said Undertaker as Kane picked her up and the New Ministry decided to bring her home.

Vengeance-12
A New Family

Pita slept until the next day and when she woke up Undertaker and Kane went to see if she was ok. They checked her out.
“How is it?” She asked.
“It’s better.” Said Undertaker.
“Thank you.”
“Did you mean what you said about being part of the New Ministry?” Asked Undertaker.
“Yes you saved my life and I owe you.”
“We didn’t do it so you would owe us we did it cause it was right.” Said Kane and Undertaker nodded his agreement.
“Thank you anyways.”
“How you feel?” Asked Undertaker.
“Hungry.”
“I’ll get someone to bring you food I don’t want you out of bed yet.” Said Undertaker.
“Can I go to the washroom?”
“Of course there is one connecting to your room.” Said Undertaker. She went to the bathroom and Undertaker and Kane went downstairs.

Stephanie, Sable and Lita were talking.
“Ok now he’s got her now what?” Asked Lita.
“What do you mean?” Asked Sable.
“We have to get her back.” Said Lita.
“She wants to stay we can’t force her to leave.” Said Stephanie. Lita picked her up by her collar.
“You have got to be kidding me! He’ll do something to her he chokeslammed me for crying out loud.” Stephanie pried her hands away.
“Still it’s her life if she wants to stay she will.” Said Stephanie. But that wasn’t Kosher with Lita she was going to get Pita back no matter what it took.

Shannon Moore knocked on the bedroom door and Pita said.
“Come in.”
“Did you have a shower?”
“Yes is that for me?”
“Soup and sandwich Undertaker’s order’s to get you strong again.”
“Thank you.”
“They’ll be up to see you later.”
“Thank you.” He nodded and left, she ate she was hungry.

Later on she was brushing out her long hair when Undertaker and Kane came back.
“Good you ate.” Said Undertaker.
“I was hungry.”
“Good that means you’re getting better.” Said Kane taking the brush from her and started to brush her hair.
“What you doing?”
“Does it bother you? I’ll stop if you want me to, you have beautiful hair.”
“No I don’t but thank you for saying so.” Undertaker put his hand under her chin and raised her face to meet his gaze.
“Kane will never lie to you.” He said and she nodded.
“Do you feel like taking a walk? To get some exercise.” Said Kane.
“Sure.”
“Ok but someone will be with you in case something happens.” Said Undertaker.
“Who?” Pita asked.
“I will.” Said Kane.
“Ok.” She smiled at this thought.
“Good.” Said Undertaker and she and Kane went on their walk.

Chapter 12
Sara’s Anger

Undertaker had a match with Rey Mysterio the following Smackdown when Undertaker was done he went to the Ministry locker room. Pita was the only one there she was reading a book.
“Damn that little guy.” He said limping.
“What happened did you lose?”
“No the Undertaker doesn’t lose to small guys he’s so flippy floppy that by the time he stopped confusing me with his speed he used his 619 on my back and now I’m paying for it.” Pita put the cushions on the floor.
“Lay down.”
“What?”
“You’re not Austin lay down I’ll give you a massage.”
“Ok.” He took off his shirt and laid down, she straddled his hips and started to work the tired, knotted muscles.
“That feel good?”
“Yeah where did you learn that?”
“Believe it or not I was studying to be a massage therapist.”
“Why didn’t you go through with it?”
“Shit happens.” She worked the muscles and he almost fell asleep. Sara chose that moment to walk in.
“What the hell is this?” She grabbed Pita up by the hair and threw her to the wall.
“Sara calm down she was giving me a massage.” Said Undertaker.
“Calm down you’re letting some girl fuck with you and you want me to calm down?” She screamed at him as she threw Pita against the wall again and Pita got knocked out.
“Sara do you even know what you are saying?” Asked Undertaker.
“I know what I’m saying I told you I wanted to be a lady of darkness and when I finally make it here some chick is on your back straddling you and god knows what else!” Undertaker checked to see if Pita was ok and Kane came in.
“What happened?” He asked.
“Kane take Pita to the medics I think she might have a concussion when she awakes.”
“Ok.” Kane did this and Undertaker looked at his wife.
“Are you calm down now?”
“Somewhat.”
“Sit down now I’m going to explain to you who and what she is and what she was doing got it?” He did this.

“Owie.” Said Pita when she awoke.
“I know kiddo.” Said Kane.
“Man my head hurts.”
“What happened?”
“Some chick tried to attack me.”
“That’s no chick that’s my brother’s wife.”
“Owie I don’t know what I did but I don’t want to do it again.”
“Well?” Kane asked the medic.
“Here are some pills she has to take a couple of days off she can’t be by herself.” Said the medic. Kane took the pills.
“You have to go back to Raw.” Said Pita.
“No I switched to here to be close to my brother.”
“Owie.”
“Don’t worry I’ll take care of you.”

Kane and Pita were in the parking lot when Sara and Undertaker came out.
“How is she?” Asked Undertaker. Pita hid behind Kane.
“She has a concussion she has to take a couple of days off, I’m going to take her home and stay with her.”
“Ok I’ll take care of things here. Little one come over here.”
“No way Jose.”
“Are you questioning your master?”
“No but I ain’t suffering your wife’s wrath again. Whatever I did wrong I’m sorry.” Sara went up to her.
“No I’m sorry I shouldn’t have done it. It’s just that a lot of women want my husband.”
“I’m not one of them I never been with any guy.”
“Really?” Asked Kane.
“And I’m not going to start right now guys scare me.” Said Pita. She and Kane left leaving Undertaker and Sara to try to figure out what she meant.

Vengeance 14
Pita’s Story

After the show Sara and Undertaker went back to the New Ministry house to see how Kane and Pita were doing. They found them in Kane’s room talking.
“Oh man please say I’m not going to get beat up again.” Said Pita.
“No I said I was sorry.” Said Sara.
“Some witch you are little one.” Said Undertaker.
“Don’t tease me I only fight when I have to and somehow going after the Lord of Darkness wife I didn’t think that would be a good idea.”
“How’s your head?” Asked Undertaker.
“Owie.”
“She took a pill.” Said Kane.
“Little one you said that guys freak you out what happened?”
“Nothing to me, my mother was beaten by her boyfriend, one day he did a too good of job of doing it and she lay in the hospital in a coma until I had to make the decision to pull her off life support.”
“How old were you?” Asked Sara.
“14.”
“Nobody else could have done it?” Asked Undertaker.
“No her family disowned her years before we were left on our own.”
“How did you decide?” Asked Kane.
“Couldn’t watch her suffer anymore so I had to make that decision.”
“Then what happened?” Asked Sara.
“I left had no where to go, had to drop out of school and I lived on the streets.”
“How did you survive?” Asked Undertaker.
“I didn’t barely until I met the wrong guy and thankfully I got away and got my life back together.”
“So why did you do what you did?” Asked Kane.
“Lita wanted me to.”
“Ah and now?” Asked Undertaker.
“I don’t know what to think you saved my life and I’m totally lost.”
“Well you’re safe here.” Said Undertaker.
“I’m tired and my head hurts.” Said Pita.
“Ok Kane will stay with you.”
“Ok.” She went to sleep.

Meanwhile Lita was pacing the floor.
“I’m going to kidnap her to get her away.” Said Lita.
“You are nuts.” Said Sable.
“What do you mean?” Asked Lita.
“I think she means give it up we shouldn’t be dealing with Undertaker.” Said Stephanie.
“No way he’s going to pay and Lita is the only one who could do it now are you going to help me get her back or what?” Asked Lita.
“No.” Said the other two girls.
“Fine I’ll do it on my own.” Said Lita.

The next day Sara, Undertaker and Kane found Pita staring out the livingroom window.
“When did you get up?” Asked Kane.
“A little while ago.”
“Are you ok?” Asked Sara.
“Yeah I’m ok just thinking.”
“You hungry?” Asked Undertaker.
“No not really.” Said Pita.
“You need to eat something.” Said Kane.
“Maybe later.” The rest went to eat leaving Pita to stare out the window.

Chapter 15
Attempt to Kidnap

Lita went to see Triple H and his group.
“I need help.”
“What?” Asked Triple H.
“I need you to kidnap Pita.”
“Are you nuts?” Asked Ric Flair.
“No I’m not that’s why I need you to do it.”
“Ok it will be done tonight.” Said Triple H.
“Thanks.” Said Lita and she left.
“Why are we doing this?” Asked Batista.
“Easy go to the Ministry, get her, keep her for ourselves and pay back is a bitch.” Said Triple H. The other two nodded now understanding.

So they went to the New Ministry house when it got dark.
“Pita go upstairs.” Said Undertaker.
“No I want to stay and fight.” Said Pita.
“Do as I say.” Said Undertaker. They started to fight, Sara hit them with objects to try to get them to back off nobody suspected that Pita could fight as well. She did a lot of moves and fancy footwork and then Triple H pulled the big guns out he took a blade and cut her arm.
“Asshole.” She stated before she punched him in the nose. Triple H, Batista, and Ric Flair left defeated. Undertaker sat her on the couch to bandage up her arm.
“How the hell did you do all those moves?” Asked Nathan.
“Don’t ask.” Said Pita.
“You should have listened to me and now you got hurt.” Said Undertaker.
“This is nothing I had more done to me.” Said Pita.
“Why do I get the feeling there is more to you then what you let on?” Asked Kane and Pita shrugged.
“I’m hungry.” Said Pita.
“No wonder after what you did.” Said Nunzio.
“Can you teach me how to do that?” Asked Sara.
“Don’t know maybe.” Said Pita.

Triple H and his group went to see Lita.
“Where is she?”
“We didn’t get her.” Said Triple H.
“What do you mean you didn’t get her?” Asked Lita.
“That chick could fight man.” Said Flair.
“She’s nuts.” Said Batista.
“Babies I’ll do it myself.” Said Lita.

After the new Ministry was done eating Pita went upstairs. Sara went to see if she needed anything. She heard her throwing up in the bathroom.
“Pita are you ok?”
“Yes.”
“Are you sick?”
“No I’m ok.”
“Do you need anything?”
“Nope.”
“Ok I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“Ok night.”
“Night.” Sara went downstairs where the others were.
“I heard her throwing up.”
“What?” Asked Undertaker.
“I better make sure she’s ok.” Said Kane.
“Ah I somehow get the impression she was making herself throw up.” Said Sara.
“Oh you don’t mean?” Asked Chuck Palumbo and Sara nodded her head.
“Now what do we do?” Asked Nathan.
“Guess we try to help her the best we can.” Said Undertaker and the others agreed.

Vengeance-17
A Funny Thing Happened at Smackdown

So they showed up for the tapings with Pita still handcuffed to Kane, she ate a little in between then but as Undertaker put it not enough to keep a mouse alive. So Pita had to do the show attached to Kane. Stephanie still wanted her own revenge so she put Undertaker in a handicap match against Rey Mysterio, Rhyno, and Chris Benoit. Didn’t bother Undertaker a bit until they got the upper hand. It bothered Pita though cause Kane decided to help his brother. He came running down that ramp and she was right with him cause she was still cuffed to him. Kane took a swing at Benoit and Pita almost went flying.
“Watch it Lerdo.” She stated to Kane. He hit Benoit and Pita hit the floor, Rey went over to her and tried to pick her up by the hair but she cuffed him in the nuts. Kane picked up Benoit to choke slam him. As he did this however Pita went flying into the ring canvas. Pita kicked Kane she was getting sick of this shit. Undertaker meanwhile Tombstoned and old covered Rey. Rhyno got the hell out of dodge. Undertaker and Kane with Pita still attached managed to make it to the back.

Rey, Rhyno and Chris were in the back talking.
“Where the hell were you going?” Asked Benoit.
“Getting away from those two monsters.” Said Rhyno.
“What the hell for you didn’t get tombstoned, knocked around, hit in the nuts.” Said Rey.
“Or choke slammed.” Said Benoit.
“Nor did I want to.” Said Rhyno.

“What the hell did you do that for?” Asked Kane.
“What?” Asked Pita.
“Kick me?”
“What do you want me to do I was thrown around like a rag doll cause I was attached to you.”
“I think Kane we should un lock her when you have to help.” Said Undertaker.
“Good idea.” Said Kane.
“Come on.” Said Pita.
“Where?”
“I have to go to the bathroom.”
“In the girl bathroom?” Asked Kane.
“No narbo I’m going to dig a hole somewhere and go in it.” Said Pita dragging Kane out.
“That girl has spunk.” Said Johnny Stamboli and the others agreed.

Stephanie and Sable were talking.
“If you still want revenge why not get it with Lita?” Asked Sable.
“She wants the whole enchilada I just want revenge against the Undertaker.”
“Ok I’ll help.”
“Good.”

Kane was outside the bathroom stall when Lita came in.
“What in the hell are you doing here?” Asked Lita.
“Pita has to go to the washroom.” Said Kane.
“Hi Lita.” Said Pita. It was then Lita noticed the handcuffs.
“I don’t want to know what kind of kinky stuff you to are into.”
“Watch it.” Said Kane.
“No you watch it.” Lita kicked Kane and Kane almost fell over but he grasped the door and it sent Pita flying off the can, she tried to get her pants up as best she could. She wanted to chase after Lita but couldn’t cause Kane was too heave.
“TTFN.” Said Lita as she left.
“Oh that girl.” Said Pita as Kane got up.

They made it back to the locker room.
“Ok Undertaker if I agree to start eating food will you please un-cuff us?”
“What happened?”
“Lita attacked and we both went flying and I still have to go to the washroom.” Said Pita.
“If I agree will you follow my rules to get well?”
“Yes.”
“And you will sign a contract?”
“Man signing my life away.”
“Right.”
“Ok anything I just can’t keep being thrown around like this.” He un-cuffed her.
“You still agree?”
“Yes.” She ran out of there to go to the bathroom.

Chapter 18
Contracts and Closeness

So that night back at the house Undertaker had Pita sign the contract giving him full authority. She read it.
“I Pita James agree to let the Undertaker handle my eating habits anyway he sees fit. Ok I signed happy now?”
“Yes tomorrow you will start writing a diary of your thoughts and what you eat each day and then show it to Sara and myself so we could sign it.”
“Oh lord.”
“Yes?”
“Figure of speech.” She turned to Kane. “And you.”
“And me what?” Asked Kane.
“You are a pain in the neck.” Kane leaned in real close, bent and kissed Pita on the mouth and she looked surprised.
“Why did you do that?”
“I felt like it.”
“Oh yeah.” She kissed him and he wrapped his arms around her.
“Ah guys, um hmmmmm, guys, yo!” Said Sara and they looked up.
“What?” Asked Pita.
“What does this mean?”
“I have no idea.” Said Pita.
“I do.” He picked Pita up and brought her upstairs to his room.
“I think they like eachother.” Said Sara.
“You think?” Asked Undertaker with that oh I know they do smile.

Kane laid Pita on the bed. He passionately kissed her. He started to undo her blouse. She pushed him away.
“What’s wrong?” He asked caressing her cheek.
“I haven’t done this before.”
“I know that’s why I want it to be nice for you the first time.” He said.
“So you could use me?” She sat up prepared to leave. He moved her face so she was looking at him.
“No I don’t know how it happened but I started to feel something for you.”
“When?”
“I don’t know I think it’s the first time you were on Raw, I saw the innocence in your eyes and I knew you didn’t want to do what you were hired to do.”
“What makes you think I still don’t?”
“This.” He tilted her head up and kissed her again. She put her arms around him and kissed back. He laid her back down on the bed and started to undress her again. After he was done he undressed himself and she looked away. He got in the bed beside her. He tilted her head to look at him again.
“What’s wrong?”
“You’re size how am I going to handle it?”
“It’s ok I’ll take my time.” He kissed her again, exploring every crevice of her mouth. He cupped her breast with his hand and gently began to suck on the nipple. She arched her back up.
“Oh god.” She moaned. He put his hand on her stomach and kissed her again.
“You like?” He asked.
“Yes.” He began to finger her.
“You’re so tight.” He said.
“What’s happening?”
“Let yourself go.” He said. Soon she started to come and it scared her.
“What’s going on?”
“Just hang onto me I got you.” She did this and he still fingered her. Then he got on top of her. He put his hand under her chin.
“I don’t want to hurt you but it can’t be helped.”
“I understand.”
“It will get better. Don’t push me away.” He said.
“Ok.” He entered her and quickly pushed through the barrier. She cried and he kissed the tears away.
“There getting better?”
“Yes.” He started to move slowly within her, savouring every kiss he gave her.
“Oh Pita you’re so tight.” He said.
“Oh god.” She moaned as she put her legs around his hips.
“What do you want?” He asked.
“Faster.” She begged and he complied. He then pulled out and came on her breasts then went to the bathroom to get a towel to clean them both up.
“Thank you.” She said.
“For what?”
“For not coming in me.”
“I wish I could but I didn’t want to do anything you weren’t ready for.”
“What does all this mean?”
“What do you want it to mean?”
“Stop playing with me you know what I mean.”
“I want you to be mine.”
“Really?”
“I wouldn’t say so if I didn’t mean it.”
“Thank you.”
“For what?”
“Not trying to hurt me.”
“I wouldn’t do that on purpose.” He kissed her again then wrapped his arms around her and they fell asleep.


Vengeance-19
Stephanie and Sable

They had a new plan but to that they would have to go against Pita, they didn’t care Pita turned on them and joined the new Ministry. They went to Team Angle Charlie Hoss and Shelton Benjamin.
“We need help.” Said Stephanie.
“What for?” Asked Shelton.
“To do something bad to Pita.” Said Stephanie.
“Why?” Asked Charlie.
“Well Kurt left you and joined the New Ministry.” Said Stephanie.
“She’s got a point there.” Said Shelton.
“What do you want us to do?” Asked Charlie.
“Kidnap and do something nasty.” Said Stephanie.

They found Pita getting some air in the parking lot and they went up to her and made a grab for her.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Screamed Pita.

Meanwhile in the New Ministry locker room before the tapings Kane looked up.
“Pita.”
“Where Kane?” Asked Undertaker.
“Parking lot.” They went out there and saw them trying to do something to her right away the New Ministry attacked them and they brought her safely to the back. Undertaker put his hands on her cheeks.
“Did they try anything with you?” Kane grabbed her hand.
“No not that thank god.” Said Pita.
“Good thing we got out there in time.” Said Nathan.
“How did Kane know where she was and what was wrong?” Asked Sara.
“Easy after Kane and Pita ah-.” Said Undertaker tongue-tied.
“After they did the wham banger.” Said Nunzio.
“Hey.” Warned Kane.
“You know what I mean. They are attached to eachother. Pita stand up.” Said Undertaker as he helped her up.
“What?”
“Would you object to a union ceremony with Kane?”
“What does that mean?”
“It will bring you in union with eachother as a couple.”
“If Kane says so.”
“If Pita says so.” Said Kane.
“That’s not getting us anywhere.” Said Undertaker.
“Look you two care about eachother so go for it.” Said Sara. Kane and Pita looked at eachother.
“Ok.” They said together.

“You idiots!” Screamed Stephanie.
“Calm down Stephanie.” Said Sable.
“It wasn’t our fault they came out.” Said Charlie.
“Yeah.” Said Shelton.
“Never mind I’ll do it myself.” Said Stephanie as she angrily left the room slamming the door behind her.

Sable went to the bathroom not knowing Pita was in there as well, she beat the crap out of her and when she was passed out she got her out of there and took her to the hotel, where she told Stephanie to come to her room.
“How did you get her?”
“Easy you want a job done right females better do it themselves.”
“We’re going to get caught.” Said Stephanie.
“Took care of that rented a house get your stuff and come on.” Said Sable. So they did.

The New Ministry looked all over for Pita.
“Did you find her?” Asked Sara.
“No.” They said together.
“She left me.” Said Kane.
“Calm down Kane she cares about you she wouldn’t leave.” Said Undertaker.
“How do you know brother?”
“I could sense it. Do you know where she is?”
“No I can’t feel her right now.”
“Man this has to happen before I do the union ceremony damn it.” Said Undertaker.
“We’ll get her back.” Said Sara.
“Bring me those to buffoons.” Said Undertaker.

Nathan did it by himself.
“What is this?” Asked Charlie.
“Shut up! I’m asking the questions. Where is Pita?”
“We don’t know.” Said Shelton. Kane made a move towards them but Undertaker stopped them.
“What do you mean you don’t know?”
“Stephanie said she would take care of things by herself.” Said Charlie.
“Undertaker if I may team up with Nathan to go after my ex protégés?” Asked Kurt.
“You will do so tonight in the ring then we will find Stephanie.”
“Find Sable and you’ll find Stephanie.” Said Big Show and the rest agreed. That night Charlie and Shelton were beaten with an inch of their life.

Vengeance 20
Getting Pita Back

They searched all over but couldn’t find any trace of Sable, Stephanie or Pita. Finally they went back to the New Ministry house to discuss what to do next.
“Brother do you think you should do what you used to do?” Asked Kane.
“I think it would be best to see if I could locate them.” Said Undertaker.
“What do you mean?” Asked Sara.
“I’m going to reach back into the dark to see if I could find them.” Said Undertaker.
“Oh no not again.” Said Matt.
“Yes again unless you have a better method.” Said Undertaker.
“No.” Said Matt. Undertaker went to his meditation room and began to meditate to try to contact them.

Meanwhile Sable and Stephanie were hitting Pita around and Pita had enough she used black magic on them. Now in reality she wasn’t supposed to do that but in this case cause of her using it she made contact with Undertaker.
“Pita.” He said.
“Undertaker.” She said spitting out blood.
“Where?” Asked Stephanie looking around.
“I have no idea.” Said Sable.
“Pita where are you?”
“I don’t know I’m in a house.”
“Would you shut up?” Asked a pissed off Stephanie.
“You don’t think that they are talking to eachother?” Asked Sable.
“I don’t know but I’m not taking the chance let’s get the hell out of here.” Said Stephanie and the two girls got out.
“Pita where are they?”
“They left they think you are here.” She was about to pass out from the pain.
“Stay with me girl.”
“I don’t know where I am.”
“Stay in contact with me as the connection goes stronger we’ll find you.”
“I’ll try.”

Undertaker went up to the livingroom.
“I found her.”
“Where?” Asked Sara.
“I don’t know.”
“What do you mean you don’t know?” Asked Kane.
“Pita are you still there?”
“Barely.”
“Did she answer you?” Asked Kane.
“She said barely, Pita stay talking we’re going to leave the house.”
“How the hell does he do that?” Asked Nathan.
“Watch and learn.” Said Big Show.

Nathan, Undertaker, Sara, Kane and Matt took one truck while the others took the other truck. Sara was driving the first one.
“Pita tell us a story so we could hear you.” Said Undertaker.
“No stories I can’t think.”
“Don’t break contact kiddo.” Said Undertaker.
“Once upon a time Pita saw her mother brutally killed. Pita ended up on the street until she finally got her act together. One day.”
“One day?” Asked Undertaker.
“What?” Asked Kane.
“Shhh.” Said Undertaker.
“One day a red knight showed up and.”
“Pita stay with me.”
“What happened?” Asked Kane.
“Shhhhhh.” Said Sara.
“Kane he took Pita away to take care of her so she wouldn’t end up dead like her mother.”
“Turn left.”
“Left?” Asked Sara.
“Right.”
“Right, right.”
“No left.”
“I’m so confused.” Sara turned left.
“Pita stay with me.”
“Pita kissed the red night.”
“There right over there.” The two trucks stopped and found Pita in a bedroom in the house beaten like hell.
“Pita!” Kane screamed and went over to her.
“Until the red knight kissed Pita and made her happy.” She had tears in her eyes. Kane picked her up.
“Hospital?” Asked Sara.
“No hospitals.” Said Pita.
“We’ll take her home to fix her.” Said Undertaker.
“Undertaker?” He went over to Pita.
“Yes.”
“Is it true can Pita live a happy life so she won’t be hurt?”
“She’ll never be hurt again.”
“Thank you.” She passed out again and the others took her home.

Vengeance-21
The Ultimate Sacrifice

They checked Pita over Undertaker feared the worst. He took everyone into the hall upstairs.
“Kane there is no way.”
“What do you mean?” Asked Kane.
“We can’t save her the damage is too bad.”
“There has to be someway.” Said Undertaker.
“I’ll look in one of my old books.” Said Undertaker.

Stephanie and Sable were worried.
“You think they found her?” Asked Sable.
“Yes.”
“It’s your fault.”
“What do you mean my fault you brought her to me.” Said Stephanie.
“For you, you did the damage by beating the crap out of her.”
“I know.”
“And we still have Lita to contend with.”
“Skip town?” Suggested Stephanie.
“Either way they’re going to get us.” Said Sable.

“I got it. Only a female could save her now, but it has to be a female that thinks of her as family and cares about her.”
“I will.” Said Sara.
“Are you sure?” Asked Undertaker.
“I’m sure come now fast before she’s not with us.” They went upstairs to get Pita and then they all went to the basement.
“Kane keep an eye out to make sure Pita is ok I have to feed some powers to Sara.”
“You can’t do it alone brother you need a connection.”
“Right the rest of you stay here and if something is wrong come and get us.” Said Undertaker.
“Right.” Said Nathan. Sara, Undertaker and Kane went upstairs to the livingroom.
“Lie on the floor.” Said Kane and they did.
“Now what?” Asked Sara.
“Just follow Kane’s instructions.” Said Undertaker. Kane put their hands together and placed his gloved hand on their hands slowly he and Undertaker fed the powers they needed to Sara so she could save Pita internally. When it was done Kane helped them up and suddenly Sara’s energy went haywire lights of energy all over the place.
“Holy cow what’s going on?” She asked.
“You’re not used to it.” Said Undertaker. The light hit a lamp and broke it.
“Oh god that was my mother’s lamp.” Said Sara.
“I’ll teach you how to fix it later.” Said Undertaker and the three of them went upstairs. Kane gave instructions on how Sara could help Pita internally then when it was done both of the women slept.
“Now what?” Asked Matt.
“They’ll sleep until tomorrow.”
“Will they be ok?” Asked Shannon.
“Of course.” Said Undertaker. The New Ministry made sure the girls were ok during the night and tomorrow Stephanie and Sable would pay and that Undertaker promised.

Vengeance-22
Ministry Vengeance

Sara and Pita awoke in the morning Undertaker and Kane checked them over.
“How do you feel?” Asked Undertaker.
“Hungry.” They both stated together.
“Ok let’s get something to eat.” Said Kane.

Stephanie went to her father.
“I need help daddy.”
“Of course Princess what’s wrong?”
“The Undertaker is after me.”
“Why?”
“I sort of beat the crap out of Pita.”
“What?”
“You heard me.”
“I have no idea how I could save you this time but I’ll try.”

Undertaker and Kane went to work on a plan to get revenge on Stephanie and Sable for what they did. When they showed up before the Smackdown tapings and went looking for them they couldn’t find them anywhere. They had no idea what Vince was hiding them. Undertaker went for plan b. He went to find Lita.
“What the hell do you want Undertaker?” He faced her and leaned in real close.
“Listen to me little girl Pita almost died.”
“I bet you killed her.” He put his hands on her arms.
“How would you like to get chokeslammed again?”
“What the hell happened?”
“Sable and Stephanie.”
“What?” He told what they did and why.
“Well?” He asked.
“I’ll kill them.”
“I have a better idea.”
“I’m listening.” Undertaker talked with Lita a few more minutes before he left.

Undertaker went back to the locker room.
“Well?” Asked Kane.
“It is done.” Said Undertaker.
“What are you going to do?” Asked Sara.
“You’ll find out. Pita are you ok?” Asked Undertaker.
“I’m confused.” She went over to the rest of the group.
“Confused about what?”
“Why did Sara save me? She could have let me die and that would be the end of it.”
“You’ll have to ask her that.” Said Undertaker.
“Cause I wanted to.”
“Why did you want to?”
“I wanted to leave it alone.”
“No I want to know.”
“What you want to know everything I think on the subject?”
“Yes.”
“I have to go to the washroom.” Said Sara.
“That’s ok me to why?” She asked as they were leaving.
“Cause.” Said Sara.
“Cause why?” Undertaker and Kane had to laugh at Pita’s persistence.

Lita went to the McMahon house.
“Undertaker and Kane want your and Sable’s blood Stephanie.”
“I know that.”
“What about you?” Asked Sable.
“What about me?” Asked Lita.
“You want our blood to?” Asked Stephanie.
“Nope came to help.”
“Pita’s your friend.” Said Sable.
“She turned on me.” Said Lita.
“So you want revenge?” Asked Stephanie.
“Of course.” Said Lita. So Lita sat with the family to talk about a plan to save Stephanie and Sable from the New Ministry. They didn’t know she was working with the New Ministry.

The next day the three girls went out and Lita made sure they were going to run out of gas convenient in front of a warehouse.
“Now what?” Whined Stephanie.
“I’m sure we’ll find a phone here let’s phone for help.” Suggested Lita as she led the way inside the abandoned warehouse. Sable grabbed Stephanie’s arm to slow her down.
“Isn’t this a little too convenient?”
“I was about to ask you the same thing.” Said Stephanie. The three of them walked inside and the door slammed shut. They turned around.
“Hello girls!” Said Undertaker and Stephanie tried the door but it was locked.
“Let us out!” Said Stephanie.
“There is no escape for either of you.” Said Undertaker as he and Kane came close to the two girls.
“Lita you used us.” Said Sable.
“No I brought you to them.” Said Lita.
“You did well, you could go.” Said Undertaker.
“I’m out of gas.” Undertaker reached into his pocket and gave her a piece of paper.
“A friend, he owes me a favour and is expecting your call. He’ll help you.” Said Undertaker.
“TTFN girls.” Said Lita as she blew them a kiss and then left.
“Now where were we?” Asked Undertaker as he came over to Stephanie.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Screamed Stephanie and Sable together.

So what would happen next?

Vengeance-23
Revenge or No Revenge?

Stephanie and Sable awoke in a bedroom tied to two different beds they could only guess where they were.
“Sable?”
“Stephanie?”
“Are you ok?”
“I’m tied up and I’m not enjoying it do I look ok?”
“What do you think they’ll do to us?”
“I shudder to guess.” Undertaker and Kane came in.
“Well, well, well guess who’s awake.” Said Undertaker.
“Can it Undertaker let us go.”
“Now why would I do that?”
“Because my father will get after your miserable old geezer butt.”
“Daddy doesn’t have a choice princess.”
“What are you going to do to us?” Asked Sable gulping.
“That’s for us to know and you to find out.” Said Kane.
“Oh god I’m not going to be in another black wedding.” Said Stephanie.
“Stephanie what you do in this life will come back and bite you in the ass.”
“You should keep that in mind Undertaker.”
“I did the first time around so I’m not going to regret doing something now.” Kane looked at his brother.
“We’ll be back.” Said Kane.
“What?” Asked Undertaker.
“We need to talk first.” Kane brought Undertaker into the hall.
“What Kane?”
“We should discuss it with Pita and Sara first.”
“You got a point.”

The two men and the two women sat talking.
“Well we like your input to.” Said Kane.
“Kill the bitch.” Said Sara.
“That’s not nice.” Said Undertaker.
“Pita what do you think?”
“Mush their brains.”
“They’re already mushed.” Said Sara.
“No I mean put a spell on them and keep them as house pets.” Said Pita.
“If they mess on the floor I’m not cleaning it up.” Said Sara.
“Now I think what you are getting at little one you two could have maids.” Said Undertaker.
“Yeah!” They both agreed with that.

Undertaker and Kane went upstairs.
“Oh god they’re back.” Said Sable.
“Now what?” Asked Stephanie.
“Kane you handle Sable I’ll handle Stephanie.”
“Oh no.” They protested. The two brothers put the spell on them and brought them downstairs to the livingroom where they kneeled in front of Sara and Pita.
“What would you like mistress?” Asked Sable to Pita.
“Your wish is our command.” Said Stephanie to Sara.
“I think I could like this.” Said Sara.
“Make supper.” Said Pita.
“As you wish.” They said together. Undertaker and Kane nodded their approval.

Stephanie and Sable made supper. The others choked on it.
“Ok I picked the wrong thing for them to do.” Said Pita.
“It’s not your fault they can’t cook.” Said Sara drinking some water.
“Pizza?” Asked Undertaker.
“No anchovies.” Said Kane and the two women agreed.

The next tapings Vince found his daughter a mess.
“What the hell did you do to Stephanie?”
“She’s mush.” Replied Undertaker.
“An improvement.” Said Sara. Vince looked at Pita and pointed.
“You.” Pita hid behind Kane.
“You what?” Asked Undertaker.
“I will get revenge on her.” Said Vince and then he left.
“Why does everyone want revenge on me?” Asked Pita.
“Don’t worry little one we won’t let anything happen to you.” Said Undertaker.


Vengeance-24
Vince Vengeance

Vince called in Triple H, Batista, Flair and Orton.
“Get Pita.”
“Ok.” Said Triple H.

At the tapings Triple called Pita to the ring.
“You’re on the wrong show.” She said.
“Can it you’re going with us.” Said Triple H.
“I don’t think so dummy.” She tried to leave but Batista made a grab for her.
“Now what?” He asked.
“This.” Said Triple H as he went to hit her. Undertaker and Kane came running down to the ring with the rest of the New Ministry going to follow. Triple H grabbed her arm and Undertaker grabbed the other one to try and get her away from him.
“Let me go!” She yelled she felt like she was being torn in two. With that both men let her go and she ran the hell out of there. Kane ran after her.
“You touch her again you die.” Said Undertaker. Triple H and his group didn’t move. They took the threat seriously.

Kane made it to the back.
“Pita please stop!” She ignored him and ran outside. She ran right into a car and the driver got out and checked to see if she was ok. The New Ministry and Kane came running.
“I didn’t do it.” Said the driver. Kane pushed him away and picked up Pita.
“Don’t die please.” He begged. Stephanie came out.
“I called an ambulance.”
“Get out now.” Said a distraught Kane to Stephanie.
“Kane please.” She begged.
“Stephanie go inside.” Cautioned Undertaker and she did.

They brought her to the hospital. They waited until a doctor came out.
“How is she?” Asked Kane.
“There is too much internal damage. We can’t save her the best thing for her to do now is be comfortable.”
“I won’t accept that.” Said Kane going into her room. Stephanie and Sable came in.
“How is she?” Asked Stephanie.
“She isn’t going to make it.” Said Undertaker.
“Oh god I feel bad.” Said Sable.
“Maybe you should.” Said Sara very pissed off.

Kane was sitting next to Pita she touched his face.
“Promise me something?”
“What?” He choked back sobs.
“Promise me you’ll live.” She said.
“I will with you by my side.”
“You know that’s not possible Kane.” He kissed her hand.
“Don’t leave me Pita.”
“I love you Kane.” She closed her eyes. He knew she was gone he kissed her lips.

As Undertaker and Sara saw the nurse go in the room they knew it was the end. They followed. Undertaker put his hand on his brother’s shoulder.
“She’s gone.” Said Kane.
“I know.”
“It’s not fair.” Said Sara.
“She wants me to live.” Said Kane.
“I know.” Said Undertaker. Kane walked out sullen. Undertaker and Sara said they’re goodbyes as they took Pita off life support.

A couple of days later was the funeral. Lita, Stephanie, Sable and Vince came up to the New Ministry.
“She was my friend.” Said Lita.
“Maybe we shouldn’t have done what we did.” Said Sable.
“No maybes about it.” Said Stephanie.
“Undertaker, Kane I don’t know what to say.” Said Vince.
“I think you said enough.” Said Kane going to her grave.
“You got your vengeance.” Said Undertaker taking Sara to the limo. Lita went over to Kane.
“I feel bad Kane its all my fault if I didn’t want revenge on your brother she would still be here.”
“It’s not your fault.” He said as he put her head on his chest and gave her a hug. They stood watching her grave for hours silently saying their goodbyes.

The End