School
Chapter 1
I can see you in the morning when you go to school
Don’t forget your books, you know you’ve got to learn the golden rule,
Teacher tells you stop your play and get on with your work
And be like johnnie - too-good, well don’t you know he never shirks
- he’s coming along!
After school is over you’re playing in the park
Don’t be out too late, don’t let it get too dark
They tell you not to hang around and learn what life’s about
And grow up just like them - won’t you let it work it out
- and you’re full of doubt
Don’t do this and don’t do that
What are they trying to do?
- make a good boy of you
Do they know where it’s at?
Don’t criticise, they’re old and wise
Do as they tell you to
Don’t want the devil to
Come out and put your eyes
Maybe I’m mistaken expecting you to fightOr maybe I’m just crazy, I don’t know wrong from right
But while I am still living, I’ve just got this to say
It’s always up to you if you want to be that
Want to see that
Want to see that way
- you’re coming along!
Atlanta, Georgia
Teresa was having a smoke as she was waiting for her mother to leave their side by side. One boy came up to her.
"Hey Teresa slide me something nice." She dropped her smoke after a few drags and looked at the boy, then kicked him in the no nads. She then went to have another smoke.
Meanwhile in another part of town the rich part Renee left the house with her parents Jerry Lawler whom they call the King and Kat.
"Nice outfit." Said King.
"Thanks." Said Renee.
"Get in the car I don’t have all day." Said Kat.
"Why is she mad at me?" Asked Renee.
"She’s not mad at you she has pms." Said King trying to make up some excuse. They got in the rolls royce, Renee in the back.
Chyna was having a smoke in the car as Teresa got into the passenger seat having one.
"You know I don’t like you smoking." Said Chyna. Teresa looked at her mother. Chyna quickly got rid of her smoke and Teresa did the same with hers. They started driving away.
Here she comes ridin'
Rollin' it down the line
Slipin' and slidin'
Takin' her sweet old time
And laughin' all the way to the parking lot
Knowin' in the back of her mind
She's gonna show the boy what she's really got
And stop him in the nick of time
Chorus:
Shake it baby, shake it all you can tonight
Go on and, and break 'em baby
Break 'em all you can tonight
'Cause it won't last forever
But do it for worse or for better
And give the boy somethin' to dream on later
Here she comes slidin'
Shakin' it down the hall
She's got a picture in her locker
An autographed basketball
She's got a purse that was made in Mexico (Mexico)
A mind that was made for loveShe's got a new way of dancin' slow
She knows what you're thinkin' of
(Chorus)
It won't last forever
But do it for worse or for better
And give the boy somethin' to dream on later, and
(Repeat chorus and fade)
The two girls from opposites end of town were on the way to summer camp. Chyna stopped at a red light and Teresa took out the keys.
"I don’t want to go."
"Give me those you know what your shrink said." Said Chyna.
"So?" Asked Teresa. Chyna held out her hand and Teresa gave her the keys. After the light turned green Chyna drove before Teresa took the keys again.
The two of them finally got to the bus to take them to the camp. Kurt Angle was driving the bus. Teresa got on and the other girls snickered. She sat at the front. Kurt started to drive away when the rolls royce pulled up and honked. He stopped and got off the bus.
"Renee Lawler?"
"Yup that’s her." Said King. Renee hugged her father.
"Dad."
"I’ll miss you baby." Said King.
"What about mom?" Asked Renee.
"She’ll be fine." They said their goodbyes and Renee got on the bus.
The other girls looked at Renee’s white fedora, with baby blue blouse, white cover jacket and white pants with delicate white dress shoes. Teresa snickered.
"So tacky." Said Cindy. Renee walked up the bus isle and saw no seat free so she stood by Teresa at the front.
"This seat is taken." Said Teresa.
"By whom?" Asked Renee.
"My guardian angel." Said Teresa.
"She’ll have to sit on my lap then." Renee moved Teresa’s feet off the seat.
"It’s a he." Said Teresa blowing smoke in Renee’s face.
"Then I’ll have to sit on his."
"Ooooooooo Heavy." Said Shannon.
As they drove Teresa and Renee ignored eachother while the others talked.
"Anyone seen beauty and the beast?" Asked KC.
"My fiancé looks like John Travolta." Said Cindy.
"Really?" Asked Kaleigh.
"Cavalier." Said Shannon.
"Jerks." Said Teresa.
"Speak for yourself." Said Renee. Teresa and Renee ended up on the floor in a fist fight.
"Fight, fight, fight, fight." The other girls kept chanting. The bus stopped and Kurt Angle stood up, the two girls sat in their seat.
"What’s going on back here?"
"Nothing." Said Teresa and Renee agreed. He sat down and started to drive to the camp again.
"How are we going to make it through the summer?" He muttered to himself.
Chapter 2
Kurt Angle stopped at a gas station so the girls could use the washroom. Which they so did. Amber was looking in the mirror.
"They’ll never grow." Pertaining to her chest. Cindy stopped combing her hair.
"No wonder you’re smothering them."
"You look familiar." Said Amber.
"You seen me on tv." Said Cindy.
"In what a roller commercial?" Asked Teresa.
"I was the perform girl in tiny tangles cream rinse commercial." Said Cindy Snidely. Shannon looked at KC.
"That’s her." Said Shannon.
"Yeah." Said KC. Cindy looked at Teresa and Renee.
"So what about you two? Fighting, sort of unreleased energy. You’re probably lesbians." Said Cindy.
"Maybe she is but I’m straight." Said Renee.
Amber left the bathroom and Kurt Angle tousled her hair.
"I hate being patronized." Kurt chuckled.
"Five minutes!" He yelled.
"And what about you smut mouth?" Asked Cindy to Teresa.
"Go to hell."
"Quaint no wonder you’re always fighting." Said Cindy. The girls left the bathroom and on to the bus.
Once there they and lots of other kids and teens got off their busses. Teresa stole away somewhere to have a smoke and Renee carried her bag.
Outside cabin A Stacy Keibler called the girls.
"Renee Whitney, Teresa Karasoni, Ana Shirell, KC Parker, Kaleigh Carter." She already done Cindy first. Amber tried to sneak in when she wasn’t on the list.
"Hey who are you?" Asked Stacy.
"Ah Amber Shubert I’m in kind of a hurry." Amber tried to get in but Stacy stopped her.
"You’re in cabin C."
"Cabin C is for dummy’s my brain will disinigrate." Said Amber. Stacy thumbed it. Amber started walking. "I hate stupid people I’ll go nuts." Said Amber walking.
"You girls are over there." Said Stacy. Teresa and Renee looked at eachother and then the beds that were right beside eachother.
"No way." They both said.
"The beds have been assigned for months." Said Stacy.
"Fine I’m taking that one." Said Teresa pointing to the right.
"Fine." Said Renee going to the left right beside Cindy’s bed.
"Yeesh." Said Stacy leaving them alone.
"Look I don’t like you and you don’t like me, you keep out of my hair I’ll keep out of yours deal?" Teresa snickered. Cindy helped herself to Renee’s suitcase. She pulled out a white nightgown.
"So you my dear, pure, pure. Pure."
"Thanks my mom got it for me." Said Renee.
KC looked at Shannon.
"Shannon you really shouldn’t eat meat. I know a girl who grew a moustache cause she age meat." After hearing that Kaleigh looked in the mirror to see if she had a moustache.
"Girls I think we need to help Renee with her problem, you’re a lost cause." Said Cindy.
"Go to hell." Said Teresa having another smoke.
"What do you mean?" Asked Renee.
"A contest, I’ll put up my residual cheque."
"Her what?" Asked Kaleigh.
"Her residual cheque." Said KC.
"That Renee will become a winner by the end of the summer." Said Cindy.
"How much?" Asked Shannon.
"100 dollars compliments of tidy curl." Said Cindy.
"That’s a lot of money." Said Shannon.
"Now we need a person to go against." Said Cindy looking around. The girls looked away and then she got to Teresa. "No you’re too chicken."
"Go to hell."
"Renee vs Teresa and Renee will win." Said Cindy. As the girls decided which team they’re on Renee decided to go for a walk. How did she end up letting Cindy decide this?
Chapter 3
All the girls from all over were having an orientation meeting headed by the co-owner of the camp Sara Callaway. She and her husband Mark aka Undertaker were going to keep it a secret they were married if all the girls knew they would never hear the end of it.
"Stacy Keibler, Kurt Angle, ah Undertaker and myself are responsible in taking care of you." Said Sara. The girls tried to focus particular cabin A but their minds droned as Sara talked. After that was done Sara said:
"Ten minutes we’ll have some fun!" Teresa started to walk away to have another smoke. Amber came up to her.
"My head is killing me in cabin C."
"What do you want me to do about it?" Asked Teresa.
"Let me bunk in A please?" Teresa looked at her, rolled her eyes and said.
"Yeah ok but stay out of my way."
"Yay thanks Teresa and for that I’m on your side with this contest."
After Sara was ready for the girls they in their own cabins swam, went on a trampoline, went in a paddle boat then played baseball.
Cabin A and B played Baseball together. Amber was the umpire. Teresa was pitching. It was Renee’s turn up to bat. Amber gave Teresa three fingers in front. Teresa shook her head no. Amber nodded yes, Teresa shook no, in the end Amber won. Teresa hit Renee in the box with the ball which made Renee jump sky high.
The next day Renee was by the pool when the Undertaker passed.
"Mr Undertaker." He sat on a chair beside her.
"Miss Renee?"
"Why do they call you the Undertaker?"
"It’s my nickname. You have one?"
"HondaHotDog."
"Interesting."
"Mr Undertaker."
"Yeah?"
"What do you like to do?"
"Drive on my hog why?"
"Just wondering." Renee got up. "Mr Undertaker."
"Miss Renee?"
"You have great eyes Mr Undertaker." She ran until she hit the pool, she had on her purple bikini. Undertaker had to laugh at a kid saying he had great eyes.
Chapter 4
The next day they were in the woods.
"Let’s sing." Said Sara.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh." Came groans from all the girls. But she led them singing. Cabin A snuck away.
They got on the school bus. Teresa in the drivers seat was trying to hotwire it.
"Come on Teresa." Said Shannon.
"I am." She got it done and pulled away.
One way or another, I'm gonna find ya'
I'm gonna get ya', get ya', get ya', get ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna win ya'
I'm gonna get ya', get ya' ,get ya', get ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna see ya'
I'm gonna meet ya', meet ya', meet ya', meet ya'
One day maybe next week, I'm gonna meet ya'
I'm gonna meet ya', I'll meet ya'
I will drive past your house and if the lights are all down
I'll see who's around
One way or another, I'm gonna find ya'
I'm gonna get ya', get ya', get ya', get ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna win ya'
I'll get ya', I'll get ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna see ya'
I'm gonna meet ya', meet ya', meet ya', meet ya'
One day maybe next week ,I'm gonna meet ya'
I'll meet ya' ah
And if the lights are all out I'll follow your bus downtown
See who's hangin' out
One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya'
I'm gonna give you the slip
A slip of the lip or another I'm gonna lose ya'
I'm gonna trick ya', I'll trick ya'
One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya'
I'm gonna trick ya', trick ya', trick ya', trick ya'One way or another, I'm gonna lose ya'
I'm gonna give you the slip
I'll walk down the mall, stand over by the wall
Where I can see it all, find out who ya' call
Lead you to the supermarket checkout, some specials and rat food
Get lost in the crowd
One way or another I'm gonna get ya'
I'll get ya'
I'll get ya', get ya', get ya', get ya'
Where I can see it all, find out who ya' call
KC, Renee, Cindy and Kaleigh were sitting in the very back. Shannon a few seats ahead of them.
"I advise you to choose a sexy man." Said Cindy.
"I will." Said Renee.
"Good." Said Cindy.
"I already have." Said Renee.
"Really?" Asked Cindy.
"Mark."
"Mark who?" Asked Cindy.
"Undertaker." Shannon’s eyes went big as she snapped her gum when she heard Renee say this. She sat behind Teresa.
"Undertaker? He’s so old." Said KC.
"He’s perfect." Said Cindy.
"Wow the old geezer." Said Kaleigh.
Meanwhile up front Shannon popped her gum.
"Don’t do that in my ear." Said Teresa.
"I overheard them talking, Renee found someone." Said Shannon.
"Oh yeah?" Asked Teresa sounding impressed.
"So you gotta act fast, I bet my whole summer allowance on you." Said Shannon.
"Don’t bug me I will." Said Teresa.
Teresa pulled into a gas station, all but her got off the bus. Amber went to the drink machine. The others went to the bathroom door and it was locked. Cindy and Kaleigh went over to Amber to take her over to the door.
"No way." Said Amber looking at the window above the door. They hoisted her up and she ended up in.
A man named Batista pulled up, a woman was driving. He looked at the teens by the bathroom door.
"Someone’s in there." Said Cindy.
"Oh yeah."
"Hey cutie." Said Teresa. Batista turned around.
"Hey yourself." Said Batista.
"Whose the girl?"
"Came with the car."
"You have a name?"
"You can call me Batista. And you?"
"Teresa but I ain’t no Angel."
"How old are you?" Teresa was one of the lucky ones. She looked like an adult.
"I’m 25, the girls had to use the bathroom."
"Oh yeah?" Asked Batista perking up at the age Teresa said. As Batista admired Teresa, she snuck a look at Cindy who was pointing in the direction of the boys camp and Kaleigh who was pretending to take pics with a camera.
"You from the guys camp?"
"Yeah I’m the gym coach. And you?"
"I’m the cook." Said Teresa.
Inside the bathroom Amber couldn’t get a condom out so she took the machine off the wall and unlocked the door and walked out with it. If Batista noticed he didn’t care. They all said goodbye to him and got back on the bus.
"Pretending you’re an adult? Smooth." Said Cindy.
"Gotta do what I gotta do." Said Teresa.
"Gotta hand it to you didn’t think you had it in you." Said Cindy going to the back of the bus. Teresa neglected to get gas she drove on.
Somewhere down a road the bus stopped.
"Where is the nearest filler?" Asked KC.
"That was it." Said Cindy pointing backwards.
"Damn." Said Teresa. They all got off the bus and started to walk back to the station in the hot weather.
Chapter 5
Once finally at camp nobody was none the wiser what cabin A did. They did the pledge of allegiance. All the girls had their hands on their chests. Up, down, up down then it got to Amber the flat chested one way the heck down. After that was done all the cabins’s ran towards the lunch hall for breakfast.
Once there cabin A sat at their table. Renee was dressed in a mauve blouse and jeans while Teresa dressed in dirty jeans and a blue t shirt. Amber looked at Ana. She lifted her bottom lip to show Ana.
"Am I bleeding."
"No." Said Ana.
"Someone pass the bread please." Said Cindy sarcastically. Teresa threw the bread in her direction and knocked over her milk.
"Good one." Said Shannon. A blonde girl came up to Cindy.
"Who are you?" Asked Cindy.
"CarolAnne."
"What do you want?"
"Cabin D places it all on Renee." Cindy took the money and Renee, KC and Kaleigh cheered.
"Way to go Renee." Said Kaleigh.
"I just have to get a napkin over here." Said Renee who on purpose knocked Teresa’s milk into her lap.
"Hey." Said Teresa. The others laughed.
"I’m so sorry let me clean that up." Said Renee trying to clean up Teresa’s jeans.
"It’s ok." Teresa sighed, picked up a pancake and put syrup and yogurt on it then hit it in Renee’s chest. She then gave the thumbs up sign.
"You guys." Said KC.
"See I told you it was ok."
"I think you need some sugar." Said Renee putting sugar on Teresa’s head.
"Every time they meet this is what happens." Said KC.
"Emily Post reincarnated." Said Cindy.
"You guys." Said Shannon trying to move her dragon book out of the way. Teresa put tomato juice on Renee’s head then it not only got the rest of the table to start but all the camp started to throw food at eachother. Ana put orange juice down Amber’s top.
"That’s so cold." Said Amber. Kaleigh looked at Cindy and rubbed her eggs on the top of Cindy’s head.
"Gross." Said Cindy. This continued on and Sara got up.
"Hey knock it off right now!" She tried to get all the girls to settle down but someone put butter on a pancake and threw it at her. "Yuck!" She yelled. Yep summer camp seemed to be fun.
Chapter 6
Teresa pretended she wasn’t feeling good then pretending still she was a camp counsellor took a boat and went to see Batista.
"Hey Batista." He said. He got in the boat.
"What are you doing?" He asked.
"Picking you up." Said Teresa.
"Ok." Teresa paddled the boat to a landing.
Renee found the Undertaker.
"Hi Undertaker."
"Hondahotdog." He nodded.
"You didn’t forget." She watched him get on his ride.
"Nope."
"Where are you going?"
"Need to pick up something." She wrapped her arms around his neck.
"Take me with you." He took her arms away.
"Sara has something planned go have fun." He drove away.
She went back into the now clean dining hall where cabins A and B were and sat down beside KC.
"What are we doing?" Asked Renee.
"Apparently making knitted pictures." Said KC.
"Oh joy." Said Renee.
"Ok I showed you what to do." Said Sara. Cindy trying to get away from making knitted pictures pretended to poke herself with the needle.
"Sara I got an owie."
"Suffer." Said Sara.
"Not fair." Said Cindy.
"Serves you right." Said Shannon looking at Cindy.
"Where is Teresa?" Asked Sara.
"Laying down." Said Shannon.
"She wishes." Hissed Cindy back.
Teresa and Batista were at the cemetery. Teresa kept plowing Batista with beers until he passed out.
"Fuck moron you weren’t supposed to pass out you were supposed to have sex with me." She drank another beer and watched him snore.
Teresa got back to camp and Saw the Undertaker, arms folded standing like he was a native American protecting his land.
"Where the hell were you girl?"
"What’s it to you great pubah of uppah butt crack?" He pointed to the dining hall and she went in the direction.
She entered it first followed by him.
"Where were you Teresa?" Asked Sara.
"I told you sick." Said Shannon.
"She decided to show up since she was better." Said Undertaker then he left the room.
"Ok lets start again." Said Sara.
"Ahhhhhhhh." Said Both cabins.
"What are we doing?" Asked Teresa.
"Making knitted pictures." Said Renee rolling her eyes.
"Great job you fuck the dude and leave?" Asked Cindy sarcastically.
"I didn’t get that far he passed out on beer." Said Teresa.
"Ok get to work." Said Sara sitting down. Teresa held a finger in the air and whirled it around in a circle.
"Dynamite." Said Teresa.
Chapter 7
Undertaker was getting the girls to exercise by the pool.
"Is this good for the bust?" Asked Amber.
"What?" Asked Undertaker.
"I said is this good for the bust?" Asked Amber.
"It’s good for the brain." Said Undertaker. They stopped and KC went to the Undertaker and gave him something to drink. He drank it.
"What is it?" He asked.
"Gingseng." Said KC.
"Really?" He asked.
"He drank the potion my dear are you ready?" Asked Cindy to Renee.
"Ready as I’ll ever be." Said Renee. While Undertaker finished the drink Cindy nudged Renee into the pool and Undertaker went to drag her out. Renee coughed.
"She can’t swim but maybe you can teach her." Said Cindy.
"Sure." Said Undertaker.
Undertaker was teaching Renee. She had her arms around his neck.
"I’m going to swim just like this."
"Oh really." He decided to help another way.
A girl tried to go to the pool, KC and Cindy stopped her.
"The pool’s off limit till tomorrow morning." Said Cindy. The girl walked away. KC sat cross legged and started to play her recorder.
"Play something sexy." Said Cindy and KC changed tunes.
"In China when you save someone your souls marry."
"Ok, then." Said Undertaker trying to ignore that subject and teach Renee.
They were having parents day. Teresa was talking to Chyna while they were eating hamburgers.
"Can I talk to you?" Asked Teresa.
"Sure."
"Ah." Teresa didn’t know how to say it.
"You can say anything I mean Teresa I am your mother." Said Chyna. Teresa gave her a lopsided grin and bit into her hamburger.
Renee and King were walking when cabin D walked past wearing Renee T shirts.
"Hey, hey ho." They chanted with their fists in the air.
"You have fans." Noted King.
"Ah yeah." Said Renee as they continued to walk on.
Ana and Kaleigh and Ana’s father Paul Heyman was sitting on Ana’s bed.
"You guys fight? Do you all get along?" Asked Paul. The two girls put their arms around eachother and said in nasal voices.
"No we love eachother."
Meanwhile Shannon was showing a picture she painted to her mom.
"Red expresses anger."
King and Renee were talking on the bridge.
"What about mom?"
"She doesn’t want to be married anymore."
"I did something wrong." Noted Renee.
"No I did."
"Is she coming back?"
"I don’t know." King hugged Renee.
After the parents went home cabin A had a birthday party for Ana.
"Ok whose in for a piece of cake?" Asked Ana after the birthday song. Renee came in and laid on the bed. She didn’t say anything.
"Ask Renee." Said KC.
"Renee do you want cake?" Asked Ana. Renee just laid there and didn’t say anything. Cindy sighed she knew she had to get Renee to do stuff but how.
"I’ll have some." Said Teresa.
"Now don’t get fat, guys are turn off by it." Said Shannon. Teresa shoved the whole piece in her mouth.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh gross." Said the girls while Cindy stared at Renee.
Chapter 8
The next day was archery day. Renee wasn’t in line with the rest of cabin A.
"When I became a woman my eyes tilted." Said KC.
"Oh yeah and you get that glow." Said Shannon.
"Imbeciles." Said Cindy.
"I don’t know if I should do archery. My parents don’t want me to get into competitive sports." Said KC.
"Archery isn’t competitive imbecile." Said Cindy.
Undertaker went over to Ana who had a fake arch on top of her head. He took it off and put it on the ground.
"Don’t confuse me even more then I am already." Said Undertaker.
"Ok." Said Ana.
"Should I show you?" He asked.
"Ok." Said Ana.
Renee came along at the end of the line and Undertaker finally got to her.
"Where were you? I waited by the pool?"
"Wasn’t feeling good."
"What’s wrong?"
"Nothing I’m fine."
"I don’t believe you."
"Then don’t." Undertaker decided to leave Renee alone for the time being and continued on. Cindy came up to Renee and threw Renee’s arch on the ground.
"Pull yourself together I have no intention of losing." Said Cindy. Renee shrugged and walked away. Cindy growled.
That night Teresa was getting ready to meet Batista. Amber was putting on make up on Teresa. Shannon was having a smoke, then she coughed.
"Now don’t say anything."
"Why not?" Asked Teresa to Shannon.
"I mean don’t get personal." Said Shannon.
"Why?" Asked Teresa.
"I don’t know." Said Shannon. Amber looked at Teresa.
"Men are afraid of falling in love." Said Amber.
"Hey don’t give her advice." Said Shannon. Amber got up and Shannon sat beside Teresa.
"Ok." Said Teresa.
"And remember we’ll all be there with ya." Said Shannon.
"Huh?" Asked Teresa.
"Figuratively speaking." Said Shannon. Teresa stole another boat to meet Batista. Renee stole one to hoping to run away.
Teresa didn’t get with Batista that night, she wasn’t ready but on the way back she encountered two things a storm and Renee yelling for help. Teresa rowed over to Renee.
"Help!" Yelled Renee. Teresa helped her into the boat.
"You throw up on me you go right back in." Said Teresa. Renee started coughing. "Hey I mean it." Renee started crying after coughing.
"My mom ran off."
"So? Mine splits a couple times of year this time around she found a midget named X Pac think he’s in a gang." Said Teresa.
"Really she runs away?"
"Yeah till she finds some guy then sends for me."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah." Teresa rolled Renee back to shore and guess who was on the land? Undertaker he didn’t say anything he just pointed to Sara’s cabin.
The next day cause of them going off by themselves they had to do the dishes. Renee washed and Teresa dried. Cindy opened the door.
"Hi girls." Teresa clunked a dish hard in the drainer. "By girls." Said Cindy taking the cue and leaving. Teresa and Renee just stared at eachother.
Chapter 9
It was night and they were having a bomb fire. Sara gave Undertaker the guitar.
"Sing."
"Hell no woman!" Amber came along and took the guitar.
"I’ll sing." Undertaker gave KC a thank you kiss on the cheek.
"You’re a good girl." He said. She sat.
"I gave my love a cherry."
Teresa and Shannon were talking while Cindy, KC and Kaleigh were watching them.
"So when are you going to see Batista again?" Asked Shannon.
"Not for a couple of days he got caught after curfew." Said Teresa.
"Thought he was a counsellor?" Asked Shannon.
"He is but they have to keep curfew to, to keep good intentions to the boys." Said Teresa.
"Wonder if that means Undertaker goes to bed early?" Asked KC.
"Bummer." Said Shannon.
"Doesn’t mean the two of us will sneak out tonight." Said Teresa.
"Really?" Asked Shannon perking up.
"That’s the plan." Said Teresa. Cindy put a smore In her mouth and ate it.
"Maybe I’ll call it in." Said Cindy.
"Maybe I’ll bust your chops." Said Teresa.
"If you do that your whole idea will be busted wide open." Said Shannon.
"She’s got a point." Said Kaleigh.
"You’re bushwa." Said Cindy.
"Oh well." Said Kaleigh.
"Ok we’ll quit we’ll hand our money over to Teresa’s team." Said Cindy. She threw down another smore. She went over to Renee and sat down.
"You really let us down."
"I’m going to him tonight." Said Renee. Cindy gave her the you dirty dog look.
Teresa did sneak out to meet Batista.
"You want to go to the boat house?" He asked.
"Yeah." She said as they rowed the boat.
Knock, knock, knock. Undertaker turned off limp bizkit. Renee came in.
"Can I talk?" She asked.
"Yeah." He said. He was wearing jeans and no shirt looking at a biker magazine. He went over to the fridge.
"You want a coke?" He asked. She looked at the table what was on it. Beer.
"I’ll have one of those."
"Those are strong and not from here." He said.
"Where are they from?"
"Canada."
"I’ll have one."
"No you will not." Said Undertaker. He sat beside her on the couch ready to talk.
"You’re taking too long, and get rid of that thing." Said Batista.
"I like smoking."
"It’s not appealing." Said Batista.
"It relaxes me." Said Teresa.
"This can’t be your first time you’re an adult." He noted. She was thanking her lucky stars he didn’t figure out she was a teen.
"As a matter of fact it is."
Renee put the Undertaker’s hand on her cheek.
"This could be my last chance." He took his hand away chuckling at her stupidity.
"At what?"
"Doctors say I don’t have long to live."
"Oh really?" He was faying interest.
"Even Juliet got to die in her lovers arms." He had to laugh again.
While Renee tried to work on the Undertaker Teresa worked on Batista already and she was still glad he didn’t know she was a teen.
"Why you crying?"
"We’ll never see eachother again."
"Sure we will." They kissed and then Teresa dropped Batista back at camp and then she went on her way to the girls camp.
By this time Undertaker got Renee out of his cabin.
"If I was 21?"
"If you were 21 I would be in love." He didn’t want to give away about Sara so he and Sara wouldn’t hear grief over being married but he also wanted her to feel better.
"Thank you." She kissed him on the cheek and ran back to her cabin.
"More beer." He went inside.
Renee laid on the bed while the rest of the girls stopped in mid song.
"Her face is all shiny." Said Shannon. They screamed. All but Cindy who walked over to her. Shannon followed and sat on the bed, soon followed by the other girls. "What was it like?" Asked Shannon.
"Heaven."
"Well?" Asked Amber.
"We had Canadian beer. He didn’t want to embarrass me so he turned off the light."
"Cavalier." Said KC.
"Come on, come on, come on." Said Shannon. Cindy rolled her eyes then Renee finished her story of having sex with the deadman. Then after Shannon read a romance novel, Renee slept in her bed, the other five on the long bench. Teresa came in.
"Hey guys it’s Teresa." Said Shannon. They woke up and went over to her.
"Well?" Asked Amber. They all tried to get her to talk.
"Yeah I bet my whole allowance on you." Said Shannon.
"Shut up." Said Cindy. Teresa looked at the girls and then Renee last in her bed.
"Sorry guys."
"Well them’s the breaks." Said Shannon.
"Pay up." Said Cindy to Shannon, Amber, Ana. Teresa sat on her bed and held out her hand to Renee.
"Congratulations." She said. Renee wanted to tell her that she didn’t lose her verginity. But she couldn’t not with everyone else there. Vice versa Teresa wanted to tell her she could never see Batista again cause of their ages and what they did.
Chapter 10
Stacy Keibler was taking the girls on a walk through the woods. Renee and herself were ahead of the rest of cabin A.
"What’s wrong?" Asked Stacy.
"If you knew you did something you shouldn’t have, what would you do?" Asked Renee.
"You do the crime you do the time, what did you do?"
"Oh nothing." Said Renee giving Stacy half a smirk.
After the walk as the girls went to shower Carol Anne came up to Stacy.
"Did you know there was a bet going on?" Asked Carol Anne.
"What do you mean?" Asked Stacy. Carol Anne told Stacy about the bet and the rumour going around that someone from the camp, an adult had an affair with one of the girls.
Stacy then went to find Sara.
"Who?"
"Carol Anne didn’t say."
"Well I’ll find out what’s going on." Said Sara.
"You didn’t hear it from me, these girls like me."
"Of course they do Stacy you have long legs and no brains." It took Stacy a minute to figure that one out but by then Sara was pushing Stacy out the door.
Sara called the girls in.
"You took the bus."
"Ah well you see." Said Amber.
"I’m not done. Someone told one of their mothers someone from cabin A was having an affair with an adult." Said Sara. The girls looked scared and Renee looked at Cindy. Cindy raised her hand.
"I don’t know her name but it’s not from Cabin B, from another cabin." Said Cindy.
"Who is the man?" Asked Sara.
"What makes you think it’s a man?" Asked Shannon winking. Sara shook her head.
"Undertaker, it’s the Undertaker." Said Cindy. Renee looked at Cindy with a pissed off look.
Sara found the Undertaker working out with weights. He got up.
"Anyone around?" He asked.
"No." Said Sara. He bent to kiss his wife but she returned it and slapped him in the face.
"What was that for?" He asked.
"You figure it out." She said. She walked away.
Chapter 11
Renee was sitting on a tire swing when Teresa came along. She sat on a regular swing beside the tire swing and had a smoke.
"Can I tell you something?" Asked Renee.
"Yeah." Said Teresa.
"I didn’t do it." Said Renee. Teresa had a tear in her eye thinking about Batista.
"Can I tell you something?"
"Yeah." Said Renee.
"I did." Renee stared at Teresa.
"Wow."
"For someone with a large vocabulary and all you can say is wow?" Asked Teresa having another smoke.
"What do we do?"
"Guess we have a meeting." Said Teresa.
Cabin A was sitting in front of a bon fire in the woods in the early evening. Ana and Amber beside eachother on their log, Shannon and Cindy on their log, Teresa and Renee on their log, KC and Kaleigh on their log.
"If we stick together it will look like Renee and Teresa." Said Cindy.
"Hey shut your mouth." Said Teresa.
"I kinda think they are right." Said Kaleigh.
"Don’t be so bushwa." Said Cindy.
"I am bushwa I can’t help it." Said Kaleigh.
"You think you’re so tough cause you’re a model I rather be fat then the way you are. At least I feel good inside." Said Ana.
"Asshole." Said Cindy to Ana.
"Guess I’m an asshole to." Said Shannon.
"I’m going with them." Said KC.
"A third loser how quaint." Said Cindy. KC got up and went over to the now standing Cindy. KC punched Cindy. Cindy got up.
"Don’t ever punch my face ever!"
"Hey KC you got a mean left rank." Said Kaleigh. 7 out of the 8 girls went to tell Sara what they did. They took turns telling their own stories all the same.
As they did so the first two in Renee and Teresa were now out. Cindy came along having a smoke. She got rid of it before she reached the cabin steps. As she was about to open the door she turned around to snarl at all 7 girls that were now outside.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrr." Said Cindy going in. She looked at Sara. "I’m the one who did it."
"Oh really?" Sara had enough for one day.
Renee knew even though it was fixed on their side she had to make amends with the Undertaker. It was raining and she was wearing her green rain coat and she knocked on the door. He was drinking beer and he answered.
"What?" He asked.
"Can I talk to you?" Asked Renee.
"Why not we fucked didn’t we?" He opened the door and Renee came in.
"I wanted to cause I wanted to fit in with the other girls."
"Yeah right." He said drinking more beer.
"Canadian?"
"Yeah."
"Oh."
"I’m sorry Undertaker."
"I know." He nodded.
Outside Sara was around the corner hearing the conversation. She waited till Renee left then came in.
"I’m sorry to." She said. He perked up at this. They hugged eachother. Then as husband and wife they romantically kissed eachother.
It was home day. Kurt Angle was talking to Stacy Keibler.
"Glad these little monsters are going home."
"You got cabin A again." Said Stacy.
"Yeah hey I heard this rumour." Said Kurt.
"Kurt don’t even go there." Said Stacy.
"Till I’m 21 Undertaker." Said Renee just before she got on the bus.
"You’ll find someone that needs you." Said Undertaker. Sara came along.
"Sorry Sara."
"I know it’s ok." Said Sara to Renee. Renee smiled as she got on the bus. Cabin A sat down. As Kurt started to pull away Sara and Undertaker kissed eachother long and hard.
"Ooooooooooooooo." Said Cabin A.
"Hey you two get a room." Said Kurt Angle pulling away.
"Sara and Undertaker sitting on a bike, kissing...." The girls chanted as Kurt drove farther away.
On the bus Teresa asked Renee.
"What about your mom?"
"She doesn’t want to be married anymore." Said Renee.
"Oh." Said Teresa.
The parents picked up their kids.
"Oh hey so long see ya lets July." Said KC giving the peace sign to the girls.
Teresa and Chyna were talking.
"What’s all this stuff about sex being nothing?" Asked Teresa.
"Did you?" Asked Chyna.
"I’m keeping my eye on you, you’re 40 now right?" Asked Teresa.
"29." Said Chyna. They hugged.
"I got all my books already stop asking." Said Shannon.
"Ok." Said Paul Heyman.
"Hey dad." Said Renee.
"Hey kiddo." Said King hugging his daughter. As they started to walk away Teresa and Chyna came up to them.
"Wait a minute sucker, this is my best friend Renee." Said Teresa to her mother.
"Well hello sailor." Said Chyna to King.
"Well hello to you to toots." Said King. The girls rolled their eyes at their parents.
Undertaker went to see the boys camp and Batista.
"Want to know something." Said Undertaker.
"You know a counsellor at your camp?" Asked Batista.
"Who?’ Asked Undertaker.
"Teresa?" Asked Batista.
"We have a lot to talk about boy." Said Undertaker.
"Oh?" Asked Batista.
"Yeah lets go back to have some Canadian beer." Said Undertaker leading Batista away.