Daria Fan Fics

On the Edge
By DarkDaria

Chapter 1
The man known as the Undertaker walked into the locker room after the PPV. Kane was laughing.
"What's so funny man?" Said the redneck as he put his longer hair in a tail.
"I'm reading the online complaints about you getting fired by Vicky."
"That's a bunch of crap, stop reading it man."
"Oh no listen to this, let's bomb WWE with hate email, fire Vicky!!!!!!" Said Kane.
"Ok then wonder when reality sinks in?" Asked Undertaker.
"I don't know man, get changed I'm not taking you out for a beer while you look like death." Said Kane.
"Ya going to jump in the shower."
"I'll be in the arena to chat with whoever's here." Said Kane.
Kane found Edge in the hall.
"Guess the "firing" isn't going so well huh?" Asked Edge.
"Plus side in our industry, they sell it like it's real without even knowing it's a story." Said Kane.
"Can't a man take time off for whatever reason?" Asked Edge.
"Guess not." Said Kane. The man known as Undertaker left the locker room and Rey Mysterio ran past him. Undertaker fell on his ass.
"Damn it Rey."
"Sorry Taker man, I'm trying to find Paul London." Said Rey.
"Here let me help you up." Said Kane as Rey ran on.
"I'll do it myself."
"Deadman pms." Said Edge.
"Ok let's go get that drink." Said Undertaker.
"Hey can I come?" Asked Edge.
"Ya why not." Said Undertaker taking the lead.
"Come on little buddy." Said Kane moving Edge along.
They got to a bar and ordered 3 beers. 2 girls came up to the trio.
"Hey you can't be seen with the enemy Undertaker." Said girl number one. Undertaker rolled his eyes. He wasn't in the mood for playing the Deadman but he had to do something.
"I'm teaching him a lesson." Said Undertaker in his Undertaker voice.
"Oh cool, kick his ass!" Said girl number two. Undertaker looked at Edge.
"Go clean the can."
"Sure thing." Edge pretended to go in the back of the bar close to the washrooms.
"Well see you after you're rehired." Said girl one.
"Which you will be cause you're are hero." Said girl two. They left. Edge noticed it was safe to come out. He started to move when he noticed a blonde pat him on the ass.
"Well hello." Said Edge.
"Hey yourself." Said the blonde girl going to join some of her friends at a table. Edge was about to make himself available to them when Undertaker motioned with his finger for Edge to come over. Edge waved him off. Kane yelled:
"Yo!" Edge walked over to the two men.
"The next time I say come over here, I mean come over here." Said the Deadman pulling Edge by the ear. The three men left the bar.
Chapter 2
PPV's came and went and then it was October, close to Halloween when he was coming back. Teddy Long came out on TV.
"Next week the Undertaker is coming back!" Yelled Teddy Long. Chants of Taker, Taker was yelled out in the audience. Then Vicky came out.
"Whoa ho Teddy the Undertaker is not coming back." Chants of slut, slut, slut rang out from the audience. Vicky tried to play her part but it wasn't working.
"I beg to differ Vicky, someone gave me the authorization to bring him back."
"I'm the one that gives the authorization." Tramp, tramp, tramp. Came from the audience.
"I went over your head player, by the way it's Mister Long to you." Said Teddy. He got cheered by the fans. Teddy Long went to the back and Vicky stood shell shocked.
Later on in the show Vicky was walking in a daze while the fans watched and booed. Then quickly cheered when Kane stood close by.
"Excuse me." Said Vicky.
"My brother is coming back."
"Did you give the authorization."
"No but I know who did." Shane McMahon stood beside Kane.
"Hiya Vicky."
"Why did you give him permission?" Asked Vicky.
"I think he is worth a lot in this company." Said Shane.
"And what's going to happen to me?" Asked Vicky gulping.
"Ask Kane." Said Shane.
"That will be up to my brother." Said Kane. Vicky walked away.
She walked into her make shift office and saw the giant Undertaker symbol in the middle of the room.
"Ahhhhhhhh!" The fans cheered.
Chapter 3
Vicky was in the make up department when Shane McMahon came in.
"Pop wants to go over your major scene."
"I don't want to screw it up."
"You'll be fine." Vicky followed Shane out.
The man known as the Deadman was right in the concession area where they were going to do that particular scene. Kane was there as well.
"You nervous?" Asked Kane.
"Ah yah." Said Vicky.
"You'll do fine." Said Kane brining her over to the table.
"Ok Vicky I want you to sit at the table pretend you're doing paperwork or something." Said Vince.
"And then what?" Asked Vicky.
"Well pretty much the deadman will decide how he wants to do it, so put yourself in his hands." Said Shane.
"I trust him don't worry." Said Vicky.
"Have a seat." Said Kane pulling out the chair. Vicky sat pretending to do paperwork. The man known as the Undertaker put a large hand over her mouth.
"Ok Vicky do a little squeal." Said Vince.
"ohjojojl." Said Vicky muffled. Undertaker bent near her.
"You are going to stand up, walk with me without fighting got it?" Said Taker in his Taker voice.
"Ok Vicky tap his hand once for yes." Said Vince. Vicky tapped his hand once then got up with him.
"Ok how's that?" Asked Shane.
"I think it would be more believable if I guided her away by her arm." Said Undertaker in his normal voice.
"I think that might work, ok try it." Said Vince. Undertaker pretended to take Vicky away using her arm.
"Hope this looks well on TV." Said Vicky.
"You'll do fine." Said Kane.
"See you later." Said the deadman.
"Ok." Said Vicky walking back to the make up department."
Chapter 4
That night on TV, fans in attendance and fans at home watched Vicky in the back at the table, doing "paperwork". They cheered in attendance when Undertaker put a big hand over her mouth. He bent down to her ear and said:
"You, up, now, don’t scream." Vicky tapped his hand once and the crowd yelled "slut, slut!" Vicky got up and Undertaker led her away by her arm. The fans cheered.
"Ok JBL Undertaker was your former master, what did he do with Vicky?" Asked Cole. "Slut, slut!" Yelled the fans.
"I shudder to think Cole." Said JBL.
"Well look up at the screen, I think we’re about to find out." Said Cole.
On the screen, Undertaker opened a door and the fans went wild when they saw Kane in the room. Undertaker let go of Vicky and sort of threw her into Kane. Kane held onto her. As the Camera was leaning in Kane smiled evilly and he got cheered. Undertaker put his hand over the camera and pushed the camera and the camera man out the door.
"I don’t want to know." Said Cole.
"I don’t want to join him again." Said JBL.
"Why not?" Asked Cole.
"You put symbols on your chest and do a man’s bidding, like kidnap and torture and then you tell me how you like it." Said JBL.
After the scene Undertaker said:
"You did good."
"Thanks." Said Vicky. Edge came in.
"Told you it would work."
"Boy do they hate me." Said Vicky.
"Then you’re doing a good job." Said Undertaker.
"Ok see ya later." Said Vicky leaving with Edge.
"I have an idea." Said Kane.
"What?" Asked Undertaker.
"On TV pass on the messages through Cole."
"Good idea." Said Undertaker to his on screen brother.
Chapter 5
Before the Smackdown tapings the next week JBL and Cole were talking.
"Taker said that I'm going to be used In the show now." Said Cole.
"As what?" Asked JBL.
"I have no idea it's a surprise." Said Cole.
"It should be good then."
"I'm sure it will be." Said Cole.
Friday on TV the fans went crazy when Cole was handed a note to go to the back. Then Kane picked him up and lightly pushed him to the wall.
"My brother."
"Yes?" Asked a scared Cole.
"He decided to pass on any messages."
"To who?"
"Through you, to Long." Said Kane and fans went wild.
"What's the message?" Asked Cole. Kane snickered and gave Cole a piece of paper.
"Now!" Cole ran down the hall and fans cheered.
Up front:
"Well since my partner has disappeared I'm in charge of the show." Said JBL. The lights went out and a Taker laugh. Fans cheered again.
In the back Cole found Long. He was good playing scared.
"What player?" Asked Teddy Long.
"A note-from Undertaker." Said Cole. Long read it and nodded.
"Tell him I'll accommodate him." Said Long. Edge came in.
"Where is Vicky?"
"I don't know player but next time knock." Said Long.
"I want to know!" Yelled Edge.
"He's passing messages." Said Long.
"Paper." Said Edge. Long gave him a piece of paper and a pen. Edge wrote something and then gave it to Cole.
"What's this for?" Asked Cole.
"Give this to the dead douche bag." Said Edge.
"Oh no don't make me do it." Said Cole. Edge kicked out Cole.
"Do it!"
The fans cheered as Cole went to the basement of the arena. There he saw Undertaker, Kane and Vicky who was tied to a chair.
"I have a message for you." Said Cole, shaking as he handed the paper to the Undertaker. Undertaker looked at it and smiled evilly.
Chapter 6
Cole made it back to the announcer table breathless.
"What's wrong with you boy?" Asked JBL.
"This is tiring."
"Why are you standing around?"
"I'm supposed to give this to Edge in the ring."
"Well hop to it." Said JBL. Cole went into the ring with a mic.
"Edge please come out here." Begged Cole. Edge came to the ring and got inside.
"Where is Vicky?"
"Basement, they gave me this to give to you." Said Cole. Edge read the note out loud.
"If you want your woman back, be on the show next week. Don't try to look for us now we are gone with the tramp." The fans went wild.
"What does he mean tramp?"
"What does it say?" Asked Cole.
"Shut up!" Edge went to the back fuming and the fans went wild.
Chapter 7
Before the tapings the following week Vicky went to see Kane and the Undertaker.
"You ready?" Asked Undertaker.
"Ready as I’ll ever be." Said Vicky sighing. Kane lifted her onto the table and she laid down.
"I’ll be right back." Said Undertaker leaving.
"What’s he going to do?" Asked Vicky.
"Relax everything is going to be ok." They went on with the practice.
Friday night the druids came out with Vicky on the table. Edge was playing chicken in the back. Undertaker came out to do the ceremony. Then they put Edge on the big screen.
"What the hell did you do to her bastard?" Asked Edge. Fans cheered like crazy. Undertaker said in his Undertaker voice:
"You will see." After the ceremony, Kane helped Vicky off the table and Edge came out.
"Vicky?"
"Undertaker and Kane are my masters now." Said Vicky standing right in front of them and the fans went wild while Edge played shock.
Chapter 8
"I like this slave and master bit, they seem to be cheering me for some reason." Said Vicky.
"That's because you are on the side of the dark in their eyes." Said Undertaker.
"Which at times if you look from this end how much fans get into it, it's scary." Said Kane.
"What do you mean?" Asked Vicky.
"They can't tell reality from fantasy." Said Undertaker.
"It's nice to get cheered for a change." Said Vicky.
"Maybe we need a real maid?" Asked Kane.
"Or a mistress." Said Undertaker.
"Ah what the?" Asked Vicky. Kane took out his lap top.
"I'm going to nose around, maybe I can find something we can use soon." Edge came in.
"How's my little woman?" Asked Edge.
"Ha, Ha." Joked Vicky at Edge's joke.
"Well I found something." Said Kane.
"What?" Asked Edge.
"Person number one: I thought Mark was with Michelle McCool. Person number two: He's going to be with Vicky now."
"Ewwww." Said Vicky.
"Not my type." Said Undertaker.
"Not my type either." Said Vicky.
"Wait, Person number one: If he's with Michelle or Vicky it doesn't matter, they can't force him to retire cause they work for the company not like you know who. Person number two: I prefer to fuck Mark actually."
"Ewwwwww." Said Undertaker and Vicky together.
"All these years and stupid people are still calling you by your real name." Said Edge.
"Bring me Michelle." Said Undertaker.
"I'll go get her." Said Kane.
"You got an idea?" Asked Vicky.
"And it involves you." Said the deadman smiling evilly at Vicky.
Chapter 9
Kane walked into the girls locker room un announced.
"Kane!" They yelled. He left the room and Victoria came out dressed in street clothes.
"Ok what do you want?"
"Apparently Michelle McCool."
"For who?"
"Deadman."
"Stay right here." Victoria went inside.
"What does that man want now?" Asked Maria.
"Michelle." Said Victoria.
"Kane wants me?" Asked Michelle.
"Deadman." Said Victoria.
"Dum Dum Dum." Said Maryse.
"Wow." Said Cherry. Michelle came out.
Michelle followed Kane back to the Undertaker.
"You summoned me?" Asked Michelle.
"Next week you will be going against Vicky here."
"Sounds entertaining." Said Michelle.
"For you, I’m a lover not a fighter." Said Vicky.
"Gross." Said Kane.
"Should be interesting." Said Edge.
"Indeed." Said Undertaker.
"And the purpose of this is?" Asked Vicky.
"Yeah?" Asked Michelle.
"I think the world is about to find out something." Said Undertaker.
"I think the world is about to see your nice little coven of chicks." Said Kane.
Chapter 10
Before the Smackdown tapings Undertaker was teaching Michelle and Vicky in the ring.
"Ok right hook make it look real." Said Undertaker positioning Michelle’s hands at Vicky’s head.
"Alright!" Said Michelle.
"Don’t do it too hard." Said Vicky.
"And play scared." Said Undertaker.
"No problem there." Kane came in.
"How’s it going?"
"Take a look." Said Undertaker. Michelle did a right to Vicky’s left and slightly grazed her before pulling her hair.
"Oww." Said Vicky.
"Ok wait stop." Said Undertaker.
"I was really getting into it." Said Michelle.
"You might have to win this one." Said Undertaker to Vicky.
"Alright!" Said a happy Vicky.
"No way jose I’m the wrestler." Said Michelle.
"You’ll know why soon." Said Kane.
During Smackdown the fans cheered and then booed when Vicky "beat" Michelle. Undertaker stopped them with one hand and summoned the two women to the top of the ramp in front of him.
"You will be mine." Said Undertaker to Michelle and the fans cheered.
Backstage after they saw Kane poking around online.
"Well apparently you and Michelle are now having an affair." Said Kane.
"What?" Asked Michelle.
Chapter 11
Eww." Said Vicky.
"I don't want to know." Said Undertaker.
"Well." Said Michelle.
"Interesting, very interesting." Said Kane pondering what he was reading.
The following week on Smackdown Undertaker was about ready to do a speech in the back, to be shown on the big screen. They had Michelle stand beside him and Vicky at his feet.
"Edge, I have your woman, you want her back you'll have to join my little coven." Edge who was standing in the ring getting booed picked up the mic and said:
"You tainted her Undertaker and I think you got your hands full with more then one tramp!" He got booed by the fans. "But I got a surprise for you next week." Said Edge.
After the show:
"Well they are wondering what the surprise is." Said Kane.
"That's good." Said Undertaker.
"So what's going to happen with us?" Asked Michelle. Kane put his arms around Michelle and Vicky.
"Oh I don't know, you can still be an asset, having a threesome with three girls works." Said Kane.
"Ewwww." Said Vicky.
The following week on tv fans cheered when Undertaker was in the ring with Kane, Vicky and Michelle with him.
"Edge what do you want?" Edge came from the back and stayed on the ramp.
"I have a surprise for you Undertaker. Take a look." Fans held their breath and cheered when they saw...
Chapter 12
Sara!
"See Undertaker I got your wife on my side even though you joined the side of the dark again."
"Come home to me husband." Said Sara.
"Heck no, you’re staying with me, forget him." Said Edge and the fans booed. Undertaker held up his hand and the fans cheered.
After the show Kane was nosing around online.
"Congratulations just for being married to this man here you won a prize." Said Kane.
"Which is?" Asked Sara.
"Most hated woman on earth." Said Kane.
"You would think they would get over that." Said Sara shrugging.
"It will never happen." Said Undertaker taking off his hat and tying his hair back in a tail.
"Yeah well listen to this one. Sarawh-spelled actually S-a-r-a-w-h shouldn’t be back, she’s a slut and he needs to be with Michelle McCool, she can’t take him away from us, our Mark needs us!"
"Why is it I think Michelle McCool is going to make an untimely end?" Asked Michelle.
"I’ll have to think about that one." Said Undertaker.
"No offence Sara but I do not know why you and these bimbos think your husband is hot, he’s just a man, intelligent, works hard, knows his business he’s in." Said Vicky.
"I been wondering the same thing for years." Said Sara.
"Hey." Said Undertaker giving a smooch to his wife. Edge came in.
"The boss wants to see us all." Said Edge.
"Doomsday." Said Kane.
Chapter 13
"What do you want?" Asked the deadman to Vince McMahon.
"I think these three women should be in Arabian nights costumes." Said Vince.
"What?" Asked the three women together.
"Ya you know like Genie." Said Vince.
"And I thought the deadman’s wife was supposed to be on my side." Said Edge.
"She'll cross over." Said Vince.
"This could be interesting." Said Kane.
"And one of these women will be yours." Said Vince.
"Ooh la la." Said Kane.
"Michelle McCool." Said Vince.
"Eww." Said Michelle and Vicky together.
"And Vicky will pretend to turn." Said Vince.
"I'm almost afraid as to what will happen next." Said Vicky.
"I think I can guess." Said Undertaker.
"To bring over Edge." Said Vince.
"And?" Asked Edge.
"And Undertaker will have a new coven of darkness." Said Vince.
"With women?" Asked a sceptical deadman.
"No but the women will be there." Said Vince.
"In Arabian nights costumes." Noted Kane.
"Exactly." Said Vince.
"What?" Asked the girls again.
"I can't wait to see where this leads to." Said Kane.
"You and me both." Said Undertaker.
Chapter 14
Great American Bash:
In the ring complete in Purple Arabian Night's uniform, Vicky stood with the Mic.
"Edge, you messed me around bad and that's why I have decided a while back that I was bringing back the Undertaker to join his side." Cheers from fans and chants of Vicky. Undertaker's music came out and he came out with Sara and Michelle McCool, Sara in blue Arabian night's clothes and Michelle in Pink Arabian Night's clothes, they were each holding the back of his long black coat. The fight was on, Undertaker was winning. Then Kane's music hit. Kane didn't go after Edge, he went after Undertaker, took him out and helped Edge to win. He then picked up Michelle McCool and his arms and went to the back. The fans booed.
Later in the back:
"Listen to this one." Said Kane.
"I'm almost afraid to ask." Said Edge.
"Me to." Said Undertaker.
"Caine-spelled with C and an E at the end, like they don't know how to spell Kane? Turned on his brother, he must die, we must kill him!"
"Very drastic." Said Vicky.
"Now listen to this."
"I bet he and Michelle McCool are..." Kane didn't repeat the word.
"Ewww." Said Michelle.
"Now that bitch Sarawh-spelled with a W and H still will take my Mark away from me!"
"Still hate me huh?" Asked Sara.
"Guess we'll have to do something about that." Said Undertaker.
Chapter 15
The following week had JBL brought to the back. At first he was booed then he knocked on a door and the door opened. There in a smoky room stood the Undertaker.
"You wanted something?" Asked JBL.
"I wanted something what?" Countered Undertaker.
"Master?" Gulped JBL. The fans cheered.
"I want you to bring me Michelle McCool." Said Undertaker.
"Ok." JBL turned and Undertaker put his hand on JBL’s shoulder. JBL turned around. "Master." Undertaker nodded and JBL left.
"Well." Said JR.
"I’m glad I’m not JBL." Said Cole.
"Looks like the Undertaker has some plans." Said JR.
"Here comes HHH." Said Cole.
Later on in the show Michelle stood in front of the Undertaker alone. Not dressed in Arabian nights gear but dressed in a red and black t shirt and black pants.
"What do you want asshole?" She got booed.
"You turned on me." Noted Undertaker.
"Of course I did, you dressed me like a harem girl."
"Now you’re dressed like Fred Krueger." Said Undertaker and the fans cheered.
"I’m not coming back to you." Michelle left the dark room.
"We will see." Undertaker snickered.
Later after the show Kane was online again.
"What’s the update today?" Asked Edge.
"Apparently if Michelle doesn’t go back to Undertaker or excuse me their "Mark", she will die."
"Hey I thought I was the good one."
"What about me?" Asked Sara.
"Nothing about you sweetie." Said Kane.
"Wow." Said Sara.
"First time in history that people said other then Sara that some other chick should die." Said Edge.
"Ok Vince should be using these nuts as guy to haul their asses in." Said Undertaker.
"Maybe he is and maybe he’s not." Said Kane walking away with his lap top.
"What’s that supposed to mean?" Asked Edge. Undertaker shrugged as he looked at Edge.
Chapter 16
A young girl snuck into an arena before a show. She picked up her cell.
"It’s Riley, ya I’m in. Don’t worry I’ll do it." Riley went to find a spot in the back before the WWE came in to set up for the show.
"Hey Taker man." Said Rey Mysterio.
"Yeah?"
"You ever thought of using Torrie Wilson as a harem girl?"
"Then she had to pick a woman to be with like she always did in a storyline before."
"Not your speed huh?"
"Only if I had them both."
"She can be a maid." Said Rey.
"Maid? I’ll give it some thought." Undertaker walked away and Torrie went up to Rey and lightly whacked him on the head.
"Maid?"
"Ok, ok." Said Rey.
Undertaker walked into the room he was using as his dressing area. He was met with a gun and 3 shots!
Bang Bang Bang
Chapter 17
Kane and JBL were the first ones to hear the shots, they were the first ones to enter.
"Holy shit!" Exclaimed JBL. The security came.
"The Undertaker, Mark Calaway has been shot!" Said one on his cell calling for help.
"I shot him, yes I did." Said Riley smiling evilly.
"She's a kid." Said Kane.
"Take her to the front boys." Said Vince. A couple of the security took Riley away and then the medics came into to work on the deadman.
"We need room please." JBL, Kane and Vince left.
"I'm taking care of this." Said Vince as he went up front. Sara and Michelle and Vicky came along.
"We heard shots." Said Michelle.
"You boys goofin' off?" Asked Vicky. Kane stopped Sara from going inside the room.
"You don't want to go in there."
"What happened?" She asked. They brought Undertaker out on a stretcher and quickly made it to the ambulance outside.
"Mark!!!!!" Yelled Sara. Kane hung onto her as she cried for her husband.
"I'm going to take you both to the hospital." Said JBL. He led them away.
"Oh no." Said Michelle.
"Who would want to shoot him?" Asked Vicky.
"Vince is out front talking to the perp." Said Rey.
"Come on let's go." Said Michelle.
"I'm going to kill the person." Said Vicky. Michelle and Vicky went up front.
Chapter 19
"We lost him." Said a doctor to a nurse.
"No!" Screamed Sara.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" Kane woke up in a sweat. He was in the hotel room.
"What the hell?" He picked up his cell phone and dialled. "Come on dufus." No answer. He got out of bed to get ready.
Another arena a short while later:
"You look like you seen a ghost." Said Rey.
"I might have." Said Kane. He opened a door and heard the water running. He went to the shower area and there was the Undertaker taking a shower. He turned his head around.
"Shut the door man." Said Undertaker. Kane complied and went into the adjoining room. He was alive, nobody shot him, and he was alive. It was all a dream. Undertaker's cell phone rang and Kane answered it.
"Deadman's phone?"
"Kane is that you?"
"Sara?"
"Yeah my husband around?"
"He's in the shower."
"Tell him to call me when he gets out."
"Will do, talk to you soon."
"Yeah I'm thinking of coming down to the next area."
"Cool see you then." Kane hung up the cell. All's right with the world, one of his best friends were still alive.